Hero Pigs Kill Muslim Terrorists

Three ISIS fighters ‘are killed by rampaging wild BOARS’

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  • jayme

    Killed by rampaging pigs – hmm, that’s probably like the opposite of being killed in jihad. Allah will not be impressed.

  • robins111

    I was going to call this story pigshit. But then it hit me. Thats true, they likely are literally pigshit.

  • I believe the story. Wild boar are known travel in large groups (40 or more and up to 200) and they don’t hesitate to attack humans. Your only hope is to climb the nearest tree.

    • Exile1981

      They likely were trying to ‘seduce’ a pig when the rest of the pack interviened.

      • They were killing the boar and likely taunting them. And since Muslims isolate themselves from pigs in general they are likely unfamiliar with their behaviour. Especially the wild variety. Those boar can get really big and ferocious. I imagine Muslims underestimate dogs for the same reason, until they encounter a Doberman, or an an attack Shepherd, or a Pit Bull, or a pack of hungry Canadian timber wolves on the hunt.

        • Norman_In_New_York

          Constant rubbing between the uppers and lowers keeps a boar’s tusks razor sharp. It is a tradition in parts of Germany to hunt them and serve their meat for Christmas dinner.

  • BillyHW

    As God is my witness, I will never eat bacon again, today!

  • Hard Little Machine

    The UN blamed the Zio-swine. Rachel Maddow blamed Trump.

    • BillyHW

      Adolf Hitler was *literally* Donald Trump.

  • Watchman

    There will be muslims who believe that these pigs are Jews turned into pigs (and apes) by Allah, or they believe that they might be attack pigs trained by Jews to kill muslims. See http://www.answering-islam.org/Authors/Arlandson/jew_apes.htm for the source of this belief.

  • QiPo

    Excellent! Give the boars medals and a statue too! Sadly, they are probably still rooting around to find rotting fish or fresh weasel dung to get the ISIS (Daesh) taste out of their poor mouths.

  • A most dishonourable death for an isis fighter…..a brighter smile for me.

  • Barrington Minge

    Presumably yer mooslims killed by a pig don’t get to Pass Go, don’t go to “paradise” and don’t get 72 virgins or whatever. Nice!

  • UCSPanther

    Squeal like the pigs you are, ISIS…