“The Ballad of Moldylocks (Just Hit Me)”.

h/t Miss Trixie

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  • Tom Forsythe
    • Ha!

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      I liked The Motel’s version.

    • Justin St.Denis

      Genuinely appalling if you consider what it actually means. Some things have changed for the better.

      • Tom Forsythe

        Even more appalling when you consider it was produced by Phil Spector.

        • Justin St.Denis

          Oy vey! So it could have been “He Shot Me (And I’m Sure Glad He Missed)” .

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  • El Martyachi

    Thank you Santy Claus!
    https://youtu.be/ShTVpGuzk1M?t=36

    • BillyHW

      Santa really outdid himself today.

  • Spatchcocked

    These broads have been watching too many cartoons….and .I notice she had a bottle by the neck as a weapon…..serious weapon…..
    Criminal types are criminal…..they ain’t necessarily bright……..and who knows…..as a pornlet perhaps she likes getting slapped around a little bit…….as a horses dove you know what I mean?

    • Miss Trixie

      “broads”.

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

      What’s even funnier is hearing my 83 year-old Sainted Irish-Italian mother, loudly refer to these chicks as “dumb dames”.

      She knows what’s what and it cracks me up every time! 🙂

  • Miss Trixie

    Thanks for the hat-tip, Furface! *mwah*

  • BillyHW

    This made my day. 🙂

  • LairdKintyre

    A new Star is born amongst the Alt Right. This one will make Trigglypuff pale by comparrison (sorry, Moldylocks if that’s racist, Me assuming you identify as white.) Moldylocks ought to thank us We are making her far more popular as our jester than she was doing as a quasi pork star. What was she thinking? Whose going to give this fool a grown up job in 5 years once she hopefully grows up.

  • Spatchcocked

    Ian Dury

    Hit me… hit me….hit me with your rhythm stick….
    And if you don’t have it with you then your fist will do.

  • Spatchcocked

    So you like “broads” eh Trixxie…..how bout ” Frails”. Or “skirts”

  • LairdKintyre

    I’m guessing she got the Nazi scalping idea from Inglorious Bastards. What she doesn’t realize is old time Nazis were engaged in a actual war with civilization. As for your average Trump supporters, they are far more patriotic than Leftists and just want to work and be free. They aren’t looking to take over the world.

  • I enjoyed that.

  • robins111

    The one thing that pisses these twats off the most, is to become a laughing stock. And it appears that Moldylocks is the new walking joke of the left.

  • Luke Hanford

    That will be in rotation on my play list for awhile.