Obit: Man died peacefully after falsely told Trump was impeached

“Mike ran out of family long ago and is survived by his ex-wife and best friend, Teresa Elliott,” the obituary read. “Though their marriage ran aground, their friendship only grew stronger and hers was the last voice Mike heard. And the last thing she said to him was ‘Donald Trump has been impeached.’ Upon hearing that he took his final, gentle breath, his earthly work concluded.”

h/t Todd

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  • andycanuck

    Or she smothered him for the insurance money.

  • SMC_BC

    The obit was a joke

  • vwVwwVwv

    The Suspected Journalism of the Suspected News Media Outlet CNN is Suspicious.

    • Etobicoke_Gladiator

      The Clinton News Network is a joke.

      • David Murrell

        …but the posted CNN-is-propaganda pic is great.

    • Ed

      Still, think of all the others, in similarly precarious health, who would peacefully cross the veil, if someone whispered in their ear “CNN is bankrupt.”

  • ontario john

    I just watched President Trump speak in Wisconsin. While feminist Trudeau is busy concentrating on getting pot legalized in time for next summers homosexual parades, Trump announced that he is going after Canada for unfair trade practices. Primarily dairy products. And he is demanding action that NATO members spend more money on defense. Of course, Trudeau’s spending on the military is at historic lows.

  • Hard Little Machine

    I love it when hatred kills people.

  • Spatchcocked

    I’m like Bismarck…..I thrive on hatred….I hate the guts of a good number of people.

    The dreams I have ……..they’re wonderful ! I awaken rested and somehow cleansed……..as if I’d purged all the dirt out of my belly.

    Who said…” a murder a day keeps the psychiatrist away.”

  • NoPasaran

    The shallow left will even exploit the natural death of a man’s life to prop up their world view.

  • deplorabledave

    He knows by now that it was a lie.

  • Clausewitz

    Once again proving that Progressives can only live in a world dominated by fiction and bile.

  • Clink9

    “Upon hearing that he took his final, gentle breath”, so the story has a happy ending.

  • Spatchcocked

    I consider my incandescent hatred of certain people as fighting Satan and doing the Lords work.

    • A Hamilton Guy

      I don’t hate them;; but I fight them. Hate is satan’s way of driving you away from God. I will have a hard time praying for them, but it’s worth the effort.

      • David Murrell

        I agree, AHG. And hating-for-the-sake-of-hating is best left to Muslims.

        • Tooth&Claw

          Hate: to dislike intensely or passionately; feel extreme aversion for or extreme hostility toward; detest

          I’m ok with hate. It’s an emotion we all feel. What matters is what actions follow.

  • Jaedo Drax

    Globalnews.ca picked this up as well.

  • Spatchcocked

    Some love is diamonds
    Some love is rust
    But the cleanest purest love is lust