Market town’s May Day fete is called off… because it didn’t have an anti-terror plan

The organisers were unable to meet the strict safety demands laid out by Wiltshire Council, leaving them with no choice but to cancel the event for the first time in its history.

Critics branded the decision ‘ridiculous’ and ‘far-fetched’, and suggested the town in rural Wiltshire would ‘not be very high on a list of Islamic State targets’.

Terrorism is now an accepted and enforced aspect of life in small town England- and still dangerous immigrants are allowed in.

  • Ed

    why it’s like germophobia!

    That’s why licking the toilet seat is the new normal!

  • LairdKintyre

    I suppose the town administrators are worried that when the revelers sing, “”here is a candle to light you to bed, here comes a chopper to chop off your head””, one of the migrants will take it seriously. Sigh. May Day. Such a quaint tradition, another piece of our culture taken away to accommodate the Muslims.

    • LairdKintyre

      Interestingly enough, “”The Bells of St Clements”” was featured in Orwells 1984.

  • canminuteman

    The town council should have told them their anti terror plan was to hold a pogrom the week before and round up and deport every muslim within a hundred miles.

  • Brett_McS

    Here, I have your Anti-terror plan: Remove all Muslims.

  • Justin St.Denis

    At the risk of raining on somebody’s parade, I suggest that this town was wrong in not having an anti-terrorism aspect to their plan. I do not support the Uk government re immigration, but it is downright silly to think that ANYWHERE in the UK is unlikely to see terrorism based upon notion to out the “resident population”. By North American standards, anywhere in the UK is accessible by road within hours. Only Brits consider driving from Liverpool to Glasgow to be “a long haul”. To us North Americans and, may I suggest, to most Islamic terrorists, distances between ‘A’ and ‘B’ in Britain are too ludicrous to discuss.

  • simus1

    It would be mean to suspect that the two factions in this squabble have some backstory that would be the real reason for the “present difficulty”.

  • Watchman

    The future Anti-terrorism plan will likely include the following:
    – Notification to muslims to stay off the streets, at least those who haven’t been pre-warned by their own community,
    – Hospitals and ambulances given prior notification to possibly expect casualties and deaths,
    – A piano pre-positioned with pianist on-call to play Imagine by John Lennon that evening in case of an attack,
    – Coordination with the Eiffel Tower to light up that evening in UK colours in case of attack,
    – Prime Minister May booked for a possible emergency press conference to claim that any attack has nothing to do with islam and is a lone wolf attack by a mentally ill person, or as the result of a tiny group radicalised over the Internet,
    – ‘Bait Trucks’ deployed with keys in the ignition left outside known muslim extremist houses that can be remotely shut down in case of a jihadist theft of the truck for a terror attack,
    – A selection of imams ready to claim that “islam is a religion of peace” and the attacker(s) were not regular attendees at their mosque,
    – Pre-arranged witnesses to be interviewed by the MSM to claim they heard no yelling in case the attack occurs during continuous “Allahu Akbar” yelling by the attackers,
    – Police yellow plastic “Police: Do Not Cross” tape deployed across roads to stop vehicular rampage attacks on the fete.

    Anything I’ve forgotten?

    • Etobicoke_Gladiator

      – Justin Trudeau sympathizes with the righteous anger of the Islamists in the UK, and invites to Canada any and all Muslims from the UK “suffering” from any perceived “Islamophobia” or backlash *sigh*

  • occupant 9

    This is how it continues as it has already started. In short order, perhaps by next November, we’ll realize that without an “anti-terror plan” it would be far too dangerous to hold Remembrance Day ceremonies.

    Recall that those ceremonies began by commemorating those who fell while defeating the Ottoman Empire and helping destroy the last Caliphate. We are now being invaded by the descendants of that Caliphate and they have a long, long memory of their humiliations.

    After all, the worst thing anyone enslaved by Muhammadans can do to “humiliate” a Muhammadan is gain their freedom from said Muhammadan.

    Do the search: Mosques built atop … chop chop.