University of Wisconsin-Madison offers free tampons in men’s bathrooms

The University of Wisconsin-Madison is rolling out a new pilot program to provide free menstrual products in several of its campus bathrooms — including some men’s restrooms.

The public university will offer the women’s hygiene products in three campus buildings. In two of them, Helen C. White and Sterling halls, the products will be available in all of the women’s restrooms, said Steve Wagner, a spokesman for the school, in an email to The College Fix.

  • gaylord ponce

    OK, so I admit I’m not a Mensa member but…Why in the name of Allah. would a man want a tampon, unless of course he was suffering from a case of swamp ass.

    • It’s to accommodate pre-op he-shes.

    • Hard Little Machine

      They make great fuses for gasoline bombs.

      • True. Good for packing bullet wounds too.

        • Watchman

          Must be future shootings the University of Wisconsin-Madison is expecting to be an ongoing risk to staff and students there.

          Or is this just so a man can participate in that formerly female ritual of a woman asking another in whispered tones whether they have a spare tampon?

        • andycanuck

          I learned that from Mike the ex-Phillie cop in Better Call Saul, although you should have a veterinarian check you out as soon as possible too.

        • WalterBannon

          just walk that off… they always heal by act 3

  • The Butterfly

    Your species is so effed up.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      I know a few guys who should use them.

      • Shebel

        Don’t advertise it. Please.
        We are good ,God fearing Normal folk.

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          I’m just saying I know a few guys who act like bitches.

          • Shebel

            Why the fuck would you want anybody to know that?
            That is Your fucking problem.

  • Shebel

    Screw that damned Tampons
    Bring in the girls!

    • Watchman

      The girls can treat these men’s bathrooms dispensers as the Last Resort supply dispensers if the ones in the women’s bathrooms have run out.

  • KillerMarmot

    In other needs, mid-husbands will be provided for those male students about to give birth.

  • Rohan Donald

    They should extend this to toilets in the South West suburbs of Chicago, they’re great for gunshot first aid.

  • DMB
  • Watchman

    Anything free while supplies are unrestricted and effectively infinite will be exploited. Some enterprising student could build a side business selling tampons that they have obtained for free and that they have monopolised the supply on by taking all the ‘free’ tampons from everywhere.

  • bargogx1

    The men attending that university can now be heroes to the women in their lives by providing them with a constant supply of free tampons.

  • andycanuck

    The awful thing is that I’m sure they’ll get used. 🙁

    • Shebel

      Women are like Cows,
      When confronted with a Robot-
      They learn to milk them selves 3 X / day.

  • Alain

    I must say that this is outrageous discrimination unless they are providing free condoms in the women’s restroom, and I am talking about men’s condoms.

  • Shebel

    That l’il Kitty should not be subjected to such disgusting conversation.

  • WalterBannon

    What do men need tampons for?

    Oh, wait, my bad, these millennials are Beta-men.