Dwarf stripper gets short end of the stick…

Wronged Dwarf in happier times.

Club bans Oompa Loompa dwarf from STRIPPING at a hen do as his pint-sized performance might ’cause offence’

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  • Spatchcocked

    How could they stoop so low ?

  • Spatchcocked

    The guy is notorious….and rightly so!…..I know a woman whose cousins best friends landlady has seen his turn and apparently she says he literally trips over his “appurtenance”….

    • andycanuck

      Is his nickname “Tripod”?

  • Spatchcocked

    …….and oddly enough he’s a tenor……..

  • Spatchcocked

    Oh grow up!

  • Spatchcocked

    …..incidentally he took a first at Oxford so we know he’s not Dopey.

  • Spatchcocked

    And he’s certainly not Bashful…….that narrows it down somewhat….

  • Spatchcocked

    He can’t be Happy losing a good gig of course…..

    We’re getting closer….

  • Hard Little Machine

    ‘Fucking A Leprechaun’ is the name my Math Metal band.

    • andycanuck

      The cops raided a Math Lab in my neighbourhood. I always wondered where all the Chinese guys with calculators were going in the middle of the night.