Do you really hate someone? I mean seriously hate someone.

Get them this.

h/t JEH & MP

  • Chatillon

    I’ll buy one for Justin.

  • 2maxpower

    you would really need to hate someone to do that. that would be a horrible thing to do to anyone.

  • The Butterfly

    Just shoot me.

  • Spatchcocked

    A doll crying out for hat pins.

    I’m curious about the genitalia….does it have fucking tackle and if so what gender ?

    • mobuyus

      Same tackle and gender as the unicorn.

  • Spatchcocked

    The spin offs are mind boggling….Justine as imam…..Justine as abortionist….Justine as Muslim mohel …..Justine smoking a big fat doobie…..Justine speaking Hamlets soliloquy….Justine as pugilist….Justine opening a door for a “person”…..Justine snowboarding down the Matterhorn…..Justine sitting on a bidet to “tinkle”

    Like I said the man is a polymath……The nation is grateful….

  • Clink9

    Gifting that is against the Geneva Conventions.

  • G

    I’ll bet there won’t be any “hilarious” skits on the CBC of Liberal politicians stepping on it though.

  • robins111

    I’d rather have cat shit packed under my top lip, than own one of those silly ass things.

    • Mal

      Vivid!

  • Exile1981

    It’s smarter than the original.

  • CoolTolerance

    I am curious as to who holds ownership rights. Would it be the Justin Foundation?

  • Literally Hitler

    “It was a uh personal ah family uh vacation and uh I’m ah happy to work with the ah ethics uh commissioner to ah uh talk with the commissioner ah and ah answer any ah questions Mister Speaker.”
    “We ah have been ah very clear uh that this government ah has a clear uh plan to uh have a conversation ah for the benefit uh of ah middle class Canadians and uh green economy uh infrastructure ah investment that will ah benefit Canadians from coast to ah coast Mister Speaker.”
    “Dude!”

  • Second look at voodoo?

  • Tokenn

    Can it be reprogrammed to say things like “The budget will balance itself” or “If you kill your enemies, they win”…?

  • Markon

    That is awesome!! Maybe we could get one to run the country. That would be a massive improvement.

    What’s it say? A terrorist is a Canadienne is a Canadienne . Budgies balance demselves. My friendly friend Ben Levin din’t do noting wrong now I lowered age of consence for boy buggry. Dose Commees in China, I admire dem so much just like my castro blowin dad. Sharia is da Canadienne value of da future.