‘Standing up like animals’: Australian Islamic preacher warns Muslims not to use public urinals

Islamist preacher Abdulghani Albaf -pissed

A fiery Islamist preacher in Sydney has denounced Muslim men who use public urinals in a sermon about death.

Fundamentalist Abdulghani Albaf said people who refused to follow Allah would be punished in the grave for indiscretions, like spreading ‘evil rumours’ and exposing themselves at a public urinal.

‘There are two mentionings, one that mentions when they would urinate that they would do so without, in public, without concealing, hiding themselves or hiding their private parts,’ he thundered at the end of his 48-minute, Friday night sermon.

  • Gary

    I guess the Somali’s in Toronto did get the message because they had to be educated about not urinating in public even though that did it back in the hell-hole or dirt streets and brown water.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Why don’t they ever instruct their followers to never leave the house?

  • tom_billesley

    I diagnose micropenis

  • Luke Hanford

    Oh piss off

  • ed

    SHARIA LAW FORBIDS MUSLIM MALES TO STAND AND HOLD THEMSELVES WHILE URINATNG ,REASON IN CASE THEY GET SEXUALY EXCITED ! ALL MUSLIM MALES SQUAT TO URINATE , STRANGE BUT TRUE , ALSO ONLY TWO HANDFULLS OF SAND TO WIPE THEMSELVES AFTER DEFICATING ANY MORE IS HARAM AGAIN SO AS NOT TO CAUSE EXCITMENT [ I KID YOU NOT ]

  • Barrington Minge

    Hey Abdul! You can’t take a dump until the “imam” says so. What is wrong with these people? Do they have no brain-cells at all? Civilisation ahs clearly passed them by.

  • Ron MacDonald

    …and don’t use infidel toilet paper.

  • David Murrell

    The good imam, like many conservative Muslims, takes Mohamed’s rather weird toilet rules a bit further. The Koranic verse orders followers to “avoid public pathways”: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette

    Reading this, it is weird.

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  • Etobicoke_Gladiator

    Urine trouble if you let this imam piss you off! Good thing it has nothing to do with Pisslam! *sigh*

  • fedupwithislam

    But it’s fine to expose yourself when you are assaulting infidel women… There is definitely something perverted about these injunctions.
    It. is. all. insane.

  • Exile1981

    Back in the 90’s SAIT allowed a mosque on campus and then had to lock the bathroom beside it because they kept defecating on the seat. They wouldn’t sit on the seat they squated above it.

    • Tooth&Claw

      Far as I know they still have a mystery pooper and difficulty with getting certain foreign students to understand they shouldn’t be squatting above the toilets, or throwing used toilet paper on the ground instead of flushing it down the loo.

      • Exile1981

        The bathroom in question was in the basement of the 1940’s addition to heritage hall. Just down from the old credit union. The dead end hall had a lab, the bathroom, the mosque and the staff room for the credit union staff. It was kind of below the old offices of the commissionaires. I understand they tore down and teplaced that building since i was there.

  • christopher swift

    Apart from being bloodthirsty and dangerous, islam is just plain stupid.
    It must take lot of liberal progressive effort defend it..or to yell about Christian equivalence.
    It could be a lot of laughs if they weren’t interested in making you behave the same way.

  • rich

    there is a solution, go back to your shithole/pisshole. you should be happy and so will we.

  • Tooth&Claw

    Good old Mo. Obsessed about urination and defecation and what foot to enter and exit a restroom on, and other people’s and their own private parts. OCD, epileptic and violent. Great combination!

  • Bernie

    Pee in a glass and drink your own urine stupid Camel Humper!

  • pdxnag

    What did dead terrorist Mohammad have to say about picking your nose? (Just after pooping?)

  • Bless his heart

    They are taught to act as animals act.

    And we expect them to not rape women also. They are taught to rape women.

    They are of an Incongruent, and I say inferior, culture.

    Their culture teaches them that all other cultures are inferior and must be killed.