Chuck Berry: Duckwalking Towards Bethlehem

I call them the “Ackchyuallies”: the concern trolls who reflexively politicize and pollute every occasion of mass recollection, wailing, “Columbus was a mass murderer!” and “Thanksgiving is racist!

But when rock & roll pioneer Chuck Berry died last month, for once these human toothaches were onto something. I’d call them “party poopers” except that, in this instance, that sounds too much like something the target of their scorn would have enjoyed.