£7 for Shia LaBeouf, £47 for Emma Watson: the A-list films no one saw

Some of you might know that Shia LaBeouf still makes films, despite his reputation as an art-pop prank gone haywire, a kind of weaponised James Franco. Actually, that’s an exaggeration. One of you might know that Shia LaBeouf still makes films.

Man Down, LaBeouf’s new film, opened in the UK last week, and its opening weekend theatrical gross was £7. Not £7m. Not even £700. But a mere £7.

  • Martin B

    Now if only we would never see or hear from these assholes ever again.

  • DMB

    Shia LaBeouf or should I say La BARF is so awful that if someone ever made a live action movie of Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer that he couldn’t even do a half decent job playing Yukon Cornielous despite the fact he has consciously or unconsciously taken that character’s personification.


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  • Dave

    Payback (or lack thereof) is a Bitch!

  • robins111

    4chan will be pissing themselves with laughter. They’ve made it a mission to dick with Shi

    • ntt1

      Yup its almost heartwarming.

  • ntt1

    Give the man a break he has provided a focus for a broad range of autism sufferers across the entire spectrum .

  • Tooth&Claw

    Another Disney kid crashes and burns. Sad really.

  • lgeubank

    He’s practically disappeared. Who knows where he is? Cherchez LaBeouf.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    Here is what movies used to be like when they were actually entertaining. With Robert Preston as Mack Sennett,

  • tom_billesley

    £7? – they’d have got more standing outside the cinema with a paper cup.