Call the Russian Embassy. Press 3 for ‘election interference.’

Don’t say Russian President Vladimir Putin doesn’t have a sense of humor.

  • barryjr

    How do we know the CIA didn’t hack the Russian phone line and plant that message to make the Russians look bad? Oh BTW hope everybody had a happy Justin Trudeau day.

  • April Fools?

    “Sucuri WebSite Firewall – Access Denied”

    “What is going on?
    You are not allowed to access the requested page. If you are the site owner, you can whitelist your IP using this procedure:
    If you are not the owner of the web site, you can contact us at Also make sure to include the block details
    (displayed below), so we can better troubleshoot the error.”

    “Block details
    Your IP:
    Your Browser: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1; WOW64; rv:48.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/50.0
    Block ID: IPB17
    Block reason: Your request was not allowed due to IP blocking (not white listed).
    Time: Sat Apr 1 22:30:38 2017
    Server ID: cp12004″

    “Sucuri Firewall
    Your request was blocked by the Sucuri Firewall. It is a protection
    that stands between this site and the rest of the world and stop
    attacks, malware infections, DDoS, brute force attempts and mostly
    anything that can harm it.
    Not only that, but your sites get cached, speeding it up quite a bit. Details here:

    • Fixed.

      • Thanks. Btw, that post is absolutely hilarious. I was wondering when the Russians were going to react, given that they are in the news 24/7. Glad the reaction was humour (rather than the insane apocalyptic scenario Democrat megalomaniacs would love to provoke).

        Kudos Vlad, but don’t let it go to your head! 🙂