‘Fighter, martyr or volunteer’? The form that would-be jihadists filled out for ISIS

There are the standard human resource questions: name, emergency contact, profession, date of birth. But eventually the ISIS form takes a turn, asking whether you’re interested in being a “martyr,” “fighter” or “volunteer.”

Further still, an area to determine your level of obedience. And just above the notes section: “Day and place of killing.”

  • Shebel

    ISIS has become very selective when picking their Martyr.
    Anybody but themselves.
    Now they are down to the mentally disabled , children and fools.
    They are acting like their Prophet.

  • David Murrell

    Considering the casualty rate amongst Isis volunteers, one can imagine that the group doesn’t offer much In the way of pension benefits.

  • moraywatson

    Well, that was a highly islamophobic report from the CBC. How do they live with themselves? /sarc off

    • just_one_Sewer Rat_guy

      Nazim has already been fired…

  • andycanuck

    Any openings for REMF?

  • Surely this is a joke?

    • Mickey Oberman

      I think it is serious.
      I understand there have been far too many complaints from real dead martyrs about the poor and dubious quality of the virgins with which they were provided.