Santa Is Portrayed As Gay In A Book For All Ages Coming In October

In the book, the traditional children’s story is turned upside down. Mrs. Claus is replaced by a man who lives with Santa at the North Pole and fills in for him at the malls.

The new story comes from one of the writers of the “Late Night with Stephen Colbert” show, Daniel Kibblesmith, who tweeted last December that he would only tell his future child about the existence of a black Santa. On Tuesday, Kibblesmith announced that the idea was being turned into a book due out before Christmas later this year.

“Me & @JenAshleyWright have decided our future child will only know about Black Santa. If they see a white one we’ll say ‘That’s his husband.’”

Isn’t this a cultural appropriation twofer?

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  • The Butterfly

    Oh dear, has someone told Mrs. Claus that Santa’s been on the down low?

  • ontario john

    Apparently everyone in Western society is gay now.

    • And if you’re not cool with that, it just proves you’re a self-loathing closet case.

    • The Butterfly

      Gay sex is a miracle!

    • moraywatson

      And, everyone is also apparently muslim. This should end badly, with everyone throwing themselves off of tall buildings.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Black Santa?
    Well that explains his ability at ‘breaking and entering’ on Christmas Eve.

    • El Martyachi

      And hey.. is that Dyed Moroz on the right?

    • Slickfoot

      LOL!

    • Alain

      They confused Black Peter with Santa.

  • SDMatt

    I will gladly damage this book if I ever see it in a bookstore.

  • Spatchcocked

    And Santas elves? Are they all little faggots (I speak in the Vidalian sense)as well?

    • ontario john

      I hope there is not a chapter on what he does with the little elves.

  • Spatchcocked

    Ah yes….me and the kids leaving KY jelly fried chicken and a few joints for Santa on Christmas Eve……memories….good good memories.

  • Clink9

    The fags have jumped the shark on this one.

  • Slickfoot

    Awferfuksake!

  • Alain

    The whole Western world has turned queer.

  • Once again, leftists prove that they are the reason why we cannot have nice things.