Will Hijab Barbie come with instructions on how to obey Sharia Law?

Social justice warrior Barbie connoisseurs everywhere can rest easy now because Gisele Barreto Fetterman is about to make hijabs available to those who want to cover up their Barbies from those prying, lustful eyes of Ken.

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  • Dana Garcia

    I’ll hold out for Border Patrol Ken.

  • Clink9

    who says ol’ Bin Laden didn’t know what he was doing.

  • Hard Little Machine

    I’m waiting for gay trans still has a penis Muslim Barbie. Who’s black. And an illegal Honduran

    • Clink9

      Nothing is illegal now. We’re in uncharted territory.

  • ontario john

    What good is a doll that can’t come out of the doll house. Does the Ken doll come with little bottles of acid to throw in her face?

  • Raymond Hietapakka

    It will be a Capital Offense to look under the dress…

  • Marvin

    Do the instructions come with a warning of what happens if barbie takes off the hijab?
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7a8b610019fa41c55225b897a6cb88324a4f04226d6694fe142ad5d94d11643c.jpg

  • marty_p

    Barbie was invented/created and named after her daughter “Barbara” by a Jewish woman Ruth Handler. I find it hard to understand why Mo’s can find a doll invented by a “True Believer” to give to their kids vs. a doll invented by the daughter of “a monkey and a pig”.
    On the other hand the Mo’s seem to have no quandary about using other Yahood innovations.

    Here’s one for the Pali’s to give their daughters to play with- Suicide Bomber Barbie:
    [img]https://s2.postimg.org/fr64490e1/suicide_bomber_barbie.jpg[/img][/url]

  • andycanuck

    And the best thing is that they’re already anatomically correct for sharia-practicing Moslem women!

  • mauser 98