Fight over whether to cook or microwave hot dogs leads to police hostage standoff

According to the Riviera Beach police, a man pulled a gun on a woman and a child during a dispute over how to cook hot dogs.

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  • moraywatson

    What about the bun?

    • Med1

      I’m certain he will learn all about “the importance of buns” while he’s in jail.

      • He’ll never complain about suckin on wieners again.

      • Watchman

        On release, his buns might be big enough to take on a whole Kielbasa where before they could barely fit a standard size hot dog.

  • BillyHW

    Because slavery?

    • Shebel

      Probably. Doesn’t take much these days.
      Forcing a Darkie to put a wiener on a bun —
      Drives them into a RAGE.
      Imagine if you hire one and expect them to WORK.
      HRC time.

  • bob e

    homie didn’t want no pork in the dog ..

  • J. C.

    Another one with that blank, dead-eyed expression… Maybe he should join that political party in Sweden with the Ugandan bush-babe…???

    • ntt1

      wait wasn’t that the archtypical swedish blonde? if they want to deport swedish blonde ladies then yeah , how many and when?

    • Shebel

      His Mommie ain’t gonna be Proud of this aspiring Rap Artist—
      Maybe Jesus will think the fucker is worth Saving.

  • ntt1

    They are precooked anyway, its all the end of shift floor sweepings assholes and elbows beef and pork and possibly that missing shift worker liquified heated and extruded under tremendous pressure into an edible cellulose tube. thanks but not for me. miked, toasted over a fire boiled or whatever just never was interested.

    • Watchman

      Yes, but isn’t it the floor that gives a hot dog its unique flavour?

      /sarc

    • Justin St.Denis

      There is a YouTube video about how hotdogs are manufactured. I never liked hotdogs but I was genuinely just curious about the whole process. I would never recommend the video to a friend who enjoyed hotdogs. I don’t have a cruel streak in my character. But – I gotta say! – I was truly disgusted by the video. I will never look at the words “emulsion” and “emulsifying agents” in the same way EVER AGAIN.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    You know that the woman was just egging him on, don’t you.

  • Shebel

    When will we ever learn.
    Diversity is Special.

  • tom_billesley

    I thought they were heated in a vat of three-day-old water.

    • Justin St.Denis

      Only on Indian reserves. It’s called “aboriginal cuisine”.

  • marty_p

    When I saw the guy’s picture I quickly figured out the article wasn’t going to be about a scientific study.