Time for the US Army to invade Canada

With the passing of David Rockefeller and Trump’s pro-USA policies, we’re seeing a number of interests in alignment that point back to one thing: a Pre-Industrial isolationist America, as we saw during the 20th century, as opposed to a New World Order leader creating superstates and intervening in costly foreign wars. Iraq, Ukraine, Syria, Afghanistan – it all boils down to modern colonialism, a post-industrial colonialism; as we explain in our book Splitting Pennies.

Pulling back our troops from the middle east, closing the majority of military bases in the world like those in Germany and hundreds of other places, will leave our soldiers with little to do – putting them on the streets to fight gangs is not practical (especially with the high instances of gang members enlisted in the US Army already). Logically, there’s one best solution – ‘as a practical matter’ that means the ‘best bang for the buck’ – INVADE CANADA.

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  • Brett_McS

    You need a natty song to get the populace worked up, first.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjoNucs20Vw

  • J. C.

    DO IT!!! RAZE OTTAWA TO THE F*CKING GROUND!!!

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      To quote John Oliver, do it, do it, I’ll write you a cheque.

      • favill

        You should add Toronto to that list too. Everything from Milton in the west to Oshawa in the east and Brampton to Newmarket as the northern boundary.

  • Realistically, I wouldn’t mind if the U.S. invaded to depose our fascist Progressive dictator Justin Trudeau, and to replace our social activist Judiciary with Constitutionalists.

    • Tooth&Claw

      At least as U.S citizens we would have property rights enshrined in law, free speech (unlike the regulated speech we have now) and have the right to bear arms.
      On the balance, that doesn’t seem at all bad.

  • ghost of benghazi

    They don’t need to invade. Close the boarders block the harbours and wait. Canada would sue for peace without a shot being fired. This is probably where the puck’s going anyway. Canada’s collapsing as we speak.

    • J. C.

      But it would be much more satisfying to see Trudeau die in a blaze of hellfire!

      • ghost of benghazi

        Yes there is that then.

  • k2

    Well, unlikely as any attack might seem, if there was one, there would in fact be *very* little resistance. Canadians are not particularly proud to be Canadians anymore and so mostly wouldn’t care about being taken over, at least not by America. And practically speaking, our military capacity is pretty much zilch. So the annexation would probably take all of 2 to 3 weeks. It’d be pretty funny to see Trudeau and his cronies running off to Brussels to form a government in exile or some such crap.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Only if we can conduct show trials, purges, and then public executions.
    It will be brief and only include members of your media, academics, activists, and politicians.
    I say no more than 100,000 hangings, tops!

    • Brett_McS

      Just 100,000 or so and the rest will fall into line.

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        ‘Pour encourager les autres’!

    • H

      Fun as this kind of talk is, in all seriousness, how about America starts with its own media, academia, activists and politicians? Trump got in by a hair and it’s not at all clear that he will be able to hold on without being impeached or at least that he will be able to successfully implement his policies, given the enormous resistance marshalling against him, from the people you mentioned but also from the judiciary (the “deep state”) and from Dems and traitorous Republicans.

      • El Martyachi

        I’m close to ready to step off opining on American politics

        This deep state impeachment business.. if it somehow goes through, the States can’t be far from actual armed resurrection.

      • Alain

        Valid point.

      • dance…dancetotheradio

        Trump’s record will win him many more votes the next time.

      • JPfromtheeast

        Nah. Trump only “almost lost” because of California. If you wipe out that state, he won the popular by more than what Hillary did.

        What it means is that more churn in the political demographic will happen on the left coast and it will increase the probability that more purple states will go red.

    • Alain

      How lovely that would be.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Yeah, then the only thing you could lord over me is your weather.
      And your hockey team.

    • gareth

      Dude? Did you not just call for the execution of Bill Maher for treason a couple of days ago because of his bad joke about the UN and/or United Federation of Planets invading his own country?

      • gareth

        Yeah, it was you. Are you OK?

        Drunk_by_Noon gareth • 2 days ago
        He was calling for foreign military intervention to subvert the constitutional will of the American citizenry.
        He should be dispatched for what he said.

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        Yes I did.
        I’m not allowed to have my own opinions on whom should be put to death?

        • gareth

          That is obviously not the point.

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            Then tell us your effing point.
            By all means, share that enlightenment that you possess?
            Yes, let’s excuse Bill Mare (who wasn’t entirely joking) while crucifying me for an obvious joke.
            Was that your point?
            If so, then you can stuff it.

          • gareth

            Wow, what a drama queen. Of course with a handle like “Drunk by noon,” you must be an extremely bored housewife, no? I didn’t “excuse” Maher and “crucify” you for the same action. I noted that it was a stupid whiny thing to say, while acknowledging he is not always serious. He is actually a “comedian” by trade believe it or not. I also did not crucify or otherwise criticize you for an “obvious” joke. I am critical because you (and others here) just did the exact same thing that got y’all so hot and bothered not two days ago. Do you not see that?
            To be clear, I am not the one acting hypocritically here, “excusing” one and condemning the other for the same act. That is what you are doing. You can express whatever you like, I am as pro free speech as they come, I am not the one wanting to charge Maher with sedition and treason like many of you. To quote you again: “He was calling for foreign military intervention to subvert the constitutional will of the American citizenry.
            He should be dispatched for what he said.

            You and the others were seriously arguing that he was committing treason etc. Re-read the thread if you have to. Just now you said Maher wasn’t “entirely joking” but that was not your stance the other day. You are trying to shift the goal posts, Drunk. If you thought he was joking, none of your responses to me would make any sense. From Clausewitz: gareth • 2 days ago
            He was hedging, because thats what idiots like Maher do, so when they get called out they go, “Just kidding”. In their hearts they do indeed want the results of the election overturned because of their sense of entitlement.

            Are you trying to “hedge?”

          • gareth

            I should add that I suspect you are more serious about executing Maher than he is about The US being invaded, but I don’t think you are totally serious either. I would defend your comments against those who might accuse you of incitement to violence for example. And once again, how could you possibly think this was my position? “Yes, let’s excuse Bill Mare (who wasn’t entirely joking) while crucifying me for an obvious joke?”

  • LairdKintyre

    If it gets rid of Trudeau, I’m all for it. One proviso, we get to remain a constitional monarchy.

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      Uhhh… NO.
      You will be a constitutional republic.
      Thanks for asking however. 🙂

      • J. C.

        If the Clintons and Obamas are executed along with Trudeau, Butts, Freeland, McCallum, Goodale, McKenna, and all the MP’s of Paki/Muzzie origin, then I can agree to that… 😉

      • dance…dancetotheradio

        I think the provincial legislatures will stay pretty much the same.
        Cool to think of adding twenty senate seats and about forty congressional seats to the mix.

      • El Martyachi

        How about… a constitutional republic of 4chan with a dashing, catlike provisional emperor?

    • Alain

      My preferred proviso would be to end official bilingualism.

  • El Martyachi

    Nuking Toronto straight away could avoid prolonged bloodshed. Just sayin’

    • J. C.

      A couple dozen bunker-busters should do the trick. No need for all that pesky fallout… 😉

      • El Martyachi

        Details.. shmetails..

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      Think we should warn the Cat Man first, or does he like thermonuclear suprizes?

      • andycanuck

        And me too! Unless Etobicoke is left untouched.

        • Drunk_by_Noon

          Whoa, if we tell everyone, then who’s going to stick around to get nuked?
          I say not many!

    • V10_Rob

      That would certainly go a long way to winning the hearts and minds.

    • barryjr

      The rest of Canada would praise the US as liberators.

  • ontario john

    Yes, but feminist Trudeau has ordered changes in the army. Wait till the U.S. sees a trans gender, black, muslim soldier in a wheelchair coming at them. They will run in terror.

    • J. C.

      Or double-over in laughter.

  • New Centurion

    “…will leave our soldiers with little to do” “Logically, there’s one best solution – ‘as a practical matter’ that means the ‘best bang for the buck’ – INVADE CANADA.

    Only one problem: that still wouldn’t give the US army much to do.

    • El Martyachi

      If it were timed on the right Saturday of the month, the Mississippi State Guard should be able to handle the job.

      • andycanuck

        I recall someone saying that about 200 years ago too.
        🙂

        • El Martyachi

          I dunno if carbon credits cover burning down the white house though.

  • tom_billesley

    Would Britain help? …. Nah.
    http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/780954/british-army-soldiers-quit-low-morale-deployment-defence
    More than 15,000 soldiers quit the British Army last year as commanders struggled against falling morale.

  • ontario john

    And here is another reason I wish someone would invade Canada. The media reports that it cost taxpayers $127,000.00 for Imam Trudeau to lay on the beach at his billionaire con man muslim buddy’s island. When you consider he is always on a selfie tour somewhere, Canada will soon go broke supporting his life style.

  • DMB

    A small team of Marines or Navel Seals to arrest or neutralize Justin Trudeau would not only be effective but send a strong message to other politician’s like him.

    • Tooth&Claw

      Navel Seals? Are they the ones hunting belly button lint? (smirk)

  • A Hamilton Guy

    They do have plans at the pentegon. Developed in the 20’s I think. There were rumours when jrs. daddy was in charge during the Quebec crisis. Troops on the Sreet and more shit going down behind the scenes probably cured it. Also read Richard Rohmer’s book on a fictional invasion. It might end up like 1812-14. W’ed lose but it could be one shitty fight. American troops who have served alongside us would be reluctant knowing they would get very,very hurt. Gen. Rohmer had an insite on on our troops, it lays just below the surface.They can be very bad bastards.

    • Clausewitz

      Rohmer’s book was “Exxoneration”. I think I have it in a box somewhere in the basement. As to the was of 1812, “manifest that Destiny”.

  • I’d rather not.

    If we can’t fix our own problems, we’ll never get them fixed.

  • Bernie

    Just imagine if Americans invaded, we solve the Quebec issue once and for all with all Quebecers falling into line speaking one language!

  • gareth

    I think you are projecting again. I am not the angry one here. It does amuse me that you have no defense for your unthinking hypocrisy, just personal insults. You are just like all the sniveling SJWs that care nothing for the substance of what is said, only who says it. It only matters what team they play for. If a nerve was struck, it is because I want my “team” to behave better than the other one. That said, no one who wants to execute comedians with whom they disagree politically, in a democratic country of all places, is really a teammate of mine. Actually, it is people with those sorts of values and beliefs that I desperately want to keep out of this country.
    Cheers.

  • gareth

    You are my audience.

  • Chatillon

    Just what the US needs: 30 million more Democrats

    • Wouldn’t be quite that many. There’s me, Kathy, BCF, Dance, Marty…

      • Alain

        Trust me, there are plenty more. It is just that we are ignored by the government and the MSM. If we are talking of major urban centres, then Chatilion has a point.

  • Kellman Amos

    Why the hell would the US want to invade Canada? We already have enough welfare recipients.