What could possibly go wrong?

Sweden to Give Prison Guard Internships To New Migrants

Asylum Seekers from the Middle East are being trained to become prison guards in a new program at the Mariefred prison set up by the Swedish government.

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  • Clink9

    The asylum seekers are running the inmates.

  • V10_Rob

    I’m stumped. If you’ve already gone full retard, what is the new level called? 110% retard?

    • deplorabledave

      terminal velocity

    • Editor

      I thought “national suicide” was an unconscious wish, the result of thinking clouded by fee-fees, virtue signaling and the fear of being called racist but apparently the Swedes are doing the best they can to insure radicalization of their new guests with eyes wide open.

    • Blacksmith

      Good question.

    • lolwut? (Deplorable Hoser)

      Full Swede

  • deplorabledave

    And the construction workers in sweden are showing the sjw bona fides by supporting you know who https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ea1d977523fedb4e315afdff94d39cc8ff4d54325e2301b3a9273448b1897dcd.png

    • Editor

      So, those are the guys who will not build a new Police station in Rinkeby? Makes sense now.

      • Watchman

        I think they might rightly be afraid of being raped on the job if they were involved in building it.

      • Lol.

  • The Deplorable Rosenmops

    Oh for the love of God. I didn’t think Sweden could get any stupider. Trudope is probably taking notes.

  • Hard Little Machine

    Clearly, HAVING prisons is racist and xenophobic. They need to be converted into free condos for refugees. We need to get rid of the police. Wishing makes it so,

  • What drugs are the Swedish gov’t running on? Who in his right mind would think of such a program.

    • Millie_Woods

      Here’s a few other things the Sweeties and their euro counterparts have tried with migrants.
      Airport Security
      Lifeguard
      Target Shooting??

    • lolwut? (Deplorable Hoser)

      Estrogen is a hell of a drug

  • simus1

    Presumably the “interns” will be spending most of their initial time in prison Swedish language classes eagerly learning the language along with their imprisoned criminal countrymen and other convicts from their part of the world.
    What could possibly go wrong?

  • Alain

    It isn’t only Sweden. I recall not too long ago reading that the German government was proposing to grant the right to vote to them before they had obtained German citizenship. Our own government is almost out of breath in trying to outdo Europe in this area.

  • ntt1

    whats swedish for jackrabbit parole? lets hope that guard assisted escapees self deport back to dumpsterstan.

  • JoKeR

    Well someone has to practice Dawah and convert all the violent prisoners to The Religion of Peace™.

    • Yo Mama

      Yes, let the new refugees teach the prisoners who have nothing else constructive to do of the peaceful history and ways of Mohammad!

  • rich

    those 2 brains cells that inhabit swedish brains must be awfully lonely

    • Yo Mama

      The lefties running things must have Swedish Meatballs for brains.

  • lolwut? (Deplorable Hoser)
    • Alain

      That captures the situation perfectly, or rather the reason why.

  • K1

    Then they conspire to one day swing ALL doors open and invade the town where the prison is= captured town
    .
    Stop trying to say Muslims are Western thinking… that’s racist