Latest Snowflake Outrage: Wonder Woman Has No Armpit Hair

You can’t do anything these days without getting the progressives all bent out of shape. You can’t even make a movie about an Amazonian warrior princess who can hold her own with the likes of Superman and Batman without wounding the feelings of a modern feminist, because something about that warrior princess will still not be “progressive” enough.

  • Uncommunist

    Narcissists always have to be the centre of attention (known Universe).

  • Almost every ad for downtown Toronto feminist events that I have seen lists the requirenment to “Arrive Scent Free” to protect people with allergies. Those butches take the preservation of body odor very seriously.

  • Achmed

    Let’s be blunt about this. It’s not about arm hair. It’s about her being a Jew and Israeli.

    Now why can’t we have leaders who look like her, instead of Hanan Ashrawi?

    We just can’t wait until we enslave their women!

    • UCSPanther

      It’s gonna be pretty hard to enslave women who are shooting at you with Uzis and Tavors…

      Also, getting killed by a woman will keep you from getting your 72 virgins…

    • Norman_In_New_York

      The IDF is an army of Wonder Women who report for duty with shaved armpits, styled hair and makeup. And they are well trained to defend themselves.

      • Uncommunist

        That’s why I go to the rallies; to see the sexy single Jewish women.

  • BillyHW

    Women are so badass…in the movies.

    • El Martyachi

      This is the most realistic male-female fight scene I can recall. Don’t worry ladies, she brains him with a fireplace poker shortly after this.

      • BillyHW