Wannabe Space Alien Has Come For Our Children

Apparently “space alien” is a gender, or that being human is just a “social construct”…

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  • Clausewitz

    Time to reopen the nuthouses. Thanks Bob………

    • Long past due.

    • John Boy

      I think the technical term is: freak.

  • dance…dancetotheradio

    Look, Gary Numan is getting old and David Bowie is dead so someone has to take their place.

  • ET
    • He’s Alienist!

      • just_one_ Sewer Rat_guy

        Why are you being such an alienphobe? They have rights and feelings too you know!

    • Norman_In_New_York

      “Beam me up, Scotty. There is no sign of intelligent life down there.”

  • Ed

    Didn’t people back in the 50’s used to blast at aliens with buckshot when they showed up in Pa’s back 40?

  • Millie_Woods

    We have to be approaching peak weirdness. Please tell me we’re approaching peak weirdness.

    • Not even close!

    • Slickfoot

      I sincerely hope, but I have to say, there’s damn little evidence of it.

  • mobuyus

    Why are all these genderless freaks always homosexuals?

    • Millie_Woods

      I believe that instead of their nuts dropping at puberty, they travel up to their throat and cut off their oxygen. But I’m not a doctor.

      • mobuyus

        As a shade tree doctor myself that sounds more than plausable.

        • Millie_Woods

          It might explain the higher pitched voice too.

  • Hard Little Machine

    I hope he adopts 800 illegal Mexicans

  • LairdKintyre

    My guess is this fool will realise after he goes under the knife that he’s really an ordinary homosexual. No longer having his genitals he will go dangerously insane and be a big problem for society. And in the end this will all be white straight people’s fault. And we will be obliged to pay reparations.

  • Editor

    Where are his parents? Time to ground the little snowflake, he’s getting annoying.