Cannibal News Network

How low in the ratings does CNN have to go before they resort to cannibalism? As low as they were when they decided to have a spiffy segment where one of their presenters drinks from a skull and eats human brain.

  • dance…dancetotheradio

    I only watched CNN a little bit leading up to the election because I wanted to get my nightly fix of how Trump was going to crash and burn after every rally and every debate.
    I watched it a lot on election night hoping against hope that Trump would win.
    The looks on their faces when Florida went Trump were priceless.
    And then when it was taking them too long to declare him the winner I fell asleep.
    Didn’t find out he’d won until I woke up at four in the morning and scrambled to the computer to see what had happened.
    The highlights were awesome.

    • Clink9

      I watched a few networks that night. CNN, Fox News, NBC, etc.

      The best thing I did was go to the New York Times Election Night Predicto – O – Meter on my iPad.

      It was awesome. Called it 95% for Trump by about 9 PM. Every state it called for Trump the networks called an hour or two later.

    • marty

      It was the most glorious political moment I’ve experienced.

    • V10_Rob

      I didn’t watch, opting to do something useful with my night instead. Didn’t want to justify the media’s inflated sense of self-importance by hanging on their every speculation and pontification for several hours, and I’d already had enough of their insufferable smugness and righteousness over the previous year. I could wait until the next morning when the final results were well and truly in (and any

      I was certain Trump’s numbers were being severely under-reported (by both liberal propagandists and voters who didn’t want to advertise their thoughtcrime), but I figured the Clinton Cosa Nostra would not be denied and would pull off a slim win.

      I suspected something was up as the night went on and the mood in my social club was noticeably muted. I deliberately stay the hell away from politics there, as it contains an above-average population of snowflake sympathizers. But that night, with a woman about to break the final glass ceiling and the odious reincarnation of Hitler himself about to be decisively cast down, they weren’t particularly interested in talking about the election as they had been for the past couple months.

  • tom_billesley

    How long would it take to see the symptoms of prion disease in Reza Aslan?

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Didn’t he have it already?

    • bob e

      ha ha .. there is more disease in him .. unknown.

    • ntt1

      watch for loss of motor control ,spatial awareness and cognitive ability are already dimmed.

  • ntt1

    saw a documentary on that cult, Apparently they live on the burned partially cremated remains left after the pyres have burned out and the resulting ashes are dumped in the ganges. its some kind of atonement, not surprising such debasement would attract CNN. it a parallel to what they do with facts and the news

    • The reporter should be indicted: surely cannibalism is against the law, wherever it has been practiced.

      • ntt1

        They “practice ” this disgusting action on the banks and sand bars of the ganges, I don’t believe there is much in the way of laws regarding anything in India.and if there are,they are open to negotiation.

        • No, I meant he should be arrested in the US and tried there.

  • FactsWillOut

    brains, sweet, delicious brains!

    • bob e

      jeeze .. be happy to buy you a burger any time .. easy does it

  • Everyone Else

    Muslim Azlan dredges up a cult of 100 who might be cannibalistic, and then says this lunacy applies to all 1.2 billion HIndus (vegetarians by the way).

    Muslim Azlan tries to deflect muslim murderous jihad by inferring Hindus (and Christians) are just as murderous as his mohammedan ilk.

    • ntt1

      They are not Hindus ,not even close , just extremely sick people. Unlike muslims who’s terrorist bretheren represent the puritanical form of islam.