Islamophobia! Paris unleashes DOG ARMY to fight terror on public transport

PARIS is bolstering security with a series of new measures aimed at fighting terrorism on public transport.

Valérie Pécresse, the conservative president of the wider Paris region, said an additional 20 sniffer dog teams would be used to detect illegal drugs and explosives and screen rail passengers for bomb-making materials; and that the dogs would be trained “before the end of 2019”.

The bomb-sniffing ‘squads’ – which will cost some €4m (£3.5m) to train – will be sent to patrol Paris’s busiest railway stations, including the Gare de Lyon, the Gare du Nord and the Gare Montparnasse.

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  • Gary

    So I guess the idea of stopping muslims from migrating into France wasn’t on the table???
    If you have termite you don’t spend money treating the wood… You KILL the termites.

  • andycanuck

    The cats all have desk jobs back at Intelligence HQ. They’re pretty serious about the Moslem thing too because, you know, ham.

    • True!

    • Actually, the Russians trained a cat to sniff out drugs. It was successful. A mob hit was put out on the cat.

      I am not making this up.

      • andycanuck

        I saw a dog documentary that showed the Russians were breeding a dog breed (forgotten which) with foxes for an even-better bomb-sniffer than dogs are currently so I can believe it.

        • I know which one you are talking about. I’ve seen that segment.

  • The cuddliest army ever!

  • Hard Little Machine
    • His name is General Cuddles.

      • Hard Little Machine

        The Archduke Field Marshal Bosco von Houndenberg.