Memo from: Prime Minister Justin Trudeau
To: My fellow Canadians
It has come to my attention that despite my best efforts to divert you from my disastrous economic record by playing the “Islamophobia” card, too many of you still aren’t getting the message.
Why, just the other day I read the results of a Forum Research poll that said 44% of you believe that we should not allow asylum seekers who enter Canada illegally to seek asylum in Canada.
That compares to only 36% of you who believe we should allow asylum seekers who enter Canada illegally to seek asylum in Canada, and 20% of you who are undecided.
To be blunt about it, what the hell is wrong with 44% of you?
Were your grandfathers all Nazis or something?