New ISIS Command To EAT Infidels Has Islamic Roots

In light of recent revelations that the Islamic State is teaching its followers to eat non-Muslims, surely we can now all agree that — at least with this — ISIS is truly not Islamic?

Alas, no.

h/t Marvin

  • k1992

    Didn’t certain tribes used to eat specific organs (like heart of brain) of their fallen opponents, or … other stuff (testicles – ew!) in order to imbibe the properties that they associated with those body parts.

    Just as it is becoming all too clear that freedom can be lost (and rather easily, it would appear) I wonder whether civilization itself can be lost in a similar manner, with humanity returned to pre-civilizational barbarism as thousands of years of “progress” are discarded and eventually forgotten.

  • Justin St.Denis

    Yet another atrocity which is NOT unIslamic. Is anyone actually surprised?

  • moraywatson

    At Jihadi Mo’s Meat Market the fresh produce comes with a set of crutches because good infidels last more than one meal.

  • marty_p

    You mean I’m halal?

    • V10_Rob

      A bacon strip a day keeps the jihadi away.

  • ontario john

    Do you get a salad with that??

  • ontario john

    I assume their first choice to eat are Christians, since they preach in Canadian mosques that Jews are filthy.

  • GrimmCreeper

    Over the last few years I’ve learned that poverty and global warming turn Muslims into terrorists. Once that happens they turn into cannibals? I won’t be a science denier on this one.

  • Maurice Miner

    Mmmm… tastes like chicken!

  • terrence22

    Why should they not eat human flesh – pigslimes drink human urine.