A field guide to our doomed liberal elite

This leftish bias at the top of everything has been going on since 1985, so it’s now well and truly overdone

The latest and perhaps most damaging accusation to be levelled at Donald Trump is that he likes his steaks well-done and accompanied with tomato ketchup. He was seen ordering exactly this dish last week. It would not surprise me if he also had a side order of battered onion rings.

I do not know if the person who cooked the steak was an immigrant and, this being the case, added a gobbet of alien phlegm to the griddle. If so, Trump didn’t seem to mind. He chomped away, dipping bits of incinerated meat in his ketchup, quite unconcerned that over here in Blighty a new sneerfest was rapidly getting underway. ‘The man’s a monster,’ someone tweeted. ‘He eats like my toddler and acts like him too,’ some dappy woman commented. You give your toddler steak? How does he like it? Au point with béarnaise and a crisp side salad (along with the ketchup)? I think we’re back dealing with the liberal elite once again.

  • Gary

    According to them , they wanted Bill back in the White House via a Hillary win .
    But hey…they just saw 8 years of black rap starts in the white house spewing misogynistic lyrics about black wone in the hood that are sluts to rape and be a baby mama .

  • Editor

    Is it irrelevant and infantile, yes. Does it reflect the lack of substantial arguments from the left, yes. Is it being ridiculed by a majority of commenters, yes. Will it raise the left’s awareness to the vacuity of their arguments, no.