Terrified shoppers fear terror attack as man storms London high street with MEAT CLEAVER

People were forced to flee “shouting and screaming’ when the man stormed Dalston, north east London, just after 3pm on Sunday afternoon.

Shouting and screaming what, precisely?

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  • DavidinNorthBurnaby

    “Shouting and screaming what, precisely?”
    Probably the usual: “Onward Christian Soldiers!”

    • WalterBannon

      Allah Akbar

      • LairdKintyre

        What else?

    • tom_billesley

      With a cleaver like that, “mork, mork, mork” in a Swedish accent.

    • Watchman

      “Journeyman butcher now available for hire! If you’ve got the carcase, I can make the brisket and fillet!”

  • Dana Garcia

    Naturally the cleaver carrier had no worries about anyone being seriously armed, this being gun-free England.

  • Dis

    I heard he was an angry butcher desperately needing his cleaver resharpened! Poor man!!!

    • felis gracilis

      Someone slipped a side of bacon into his shipment of camel meat.

  • UCSPanther

    Did Lupo the Butcher chimp out again?

  • LairdKintyre

    Blood everywhere and a man screaming waving a meat cleaver. And one man was quoted saying, “”I feared it may be a terrorist attack””. Wow. These Brits ( the real ones) are really unflappable.

    One guess what the man was specifically screaming. I’d wager a years worth of my salary double or nothing that I know what it was he screamed. Not a big thing tho, anyone with at least half a brain knows.