Nasa’s ‘holy grail’: Entire new solar system that could support alien life discovered

Scientists have found a new solar system filled with planets that look like Earth and could support life, Nasa has announced.

At least three of the seven planets represent the “holy grail for planet-hunting astronomers”, because they sit within the “temperate zone” and are the right temperature to allow alien life to flourish, the researchers have said. And they are capable of having oceans, again suggesting that life could flourish on them.

No other star system has ever been found to contain so many Earth-sized and rocky planets, of the kind thought to be necessary to contain aliens.

  • Etobicoke_Gladiator

    Good. Deport all the world’s Muslim’s there and then blow up Mecca, etc.

    • John Boy
      • Justin St.Denis

        I’ve seen a caterpillar like that before! It’ll be A BUTTERFLY one day!

        • Watchman

          Or a botfly.

          • ismiselemeas

            I had a botfly in my leg once. As painful as muslims are nothing is as painful as having a botfly eat its way out of your leg.

          • Watchman

            You’ve yet to experience the pain of muslims eating their way through Western Civilization yet, they are still tiny hatchlings here. Then you might be back to preferring a botfly in your leg.

          • FactsWillOut

            We’ve already experienced the pain of the leftists eating civilization out from the guts, and yes, I’d prefer the botfly.

      • Watchman

        How could you tell if they were?

      • DJ

        No wonder Obama mandated a NASA muslim outreach…it all makes sense now.

    • Hard Little Machine

      No – IMMEDIATELY declare it the Property of the Jews and sit back and watch a billion Muslims loose their fucking minds.

      • Etobicoke_Gladiator

        An oldie but a goodie! Ha ha!

  • Luke Hanford

    Trudope has already invited them all heŕe

  • Clink9

    Bet they’ll discover that’s where John Tory came from.

    • Planet Mush.

      • Justin St.Denis

        Planet Porridge

    • Watchman

      So the origin stories about him as a unforeseen consequence of anal sex are false and unscientific?

  • Watchman

    This must have been the fulfilment of one of NASA’s highest priorities, “The head of the Nasa has said Barack Obama told him to make ‘reaching out to the Muslim world’ one of the space agency’s top priorities.”
    NASA must have a good idea there is muslim life out there on this new solar system, and if it is muslim it must be primitive, hostile and invasive life in addition to being ‘off the planet’.

    • Which means they’ll be on the Mexican border soon.

      • Watchman

        If you’ve got spaceships, then a Mexican border fence will not be sufficient.

        Trump will then commit to ‘A Wall In Space” to protect the USA. Geoff Goldblum will be recruited, and Apple will be contracted to supply the laptop computer.

      • Slickfoot

        They are already here, there’s three mosks in Tucson and they were trying to build one here, about thirty miles north of Nogales, Border Patrol finds all sorts of evidence of allah’s little helpers in the arroyos the illegals use to infiltrate.

        • DavidinNorthBurnaby

          Bomb them to rubble.

    • Dana Garcia

      A muslim planet would be great, since all the earthly muzbots could emigrate and be happy as pigs in sh!t.

      • tom_billesley

        Pry the black stone out of it’s mounting on the corner of the kaaba in Mecca and launch it on it’s way to a new planet. Will the devotees all follow their holy stone?

      • Justin St.Denis

        Pigs in shit? I think that might be islamically blasphemous.

  • DreamVoyage

    Sign me up. On the interstellar voyage to this place. I’d like to step outside this prison of madness we call earth and start fresh. Ah, one can dream…

  • Uncommunist

    Doubt the affirmative action crew has anything to do with this … Trump is elected and NASA is back on track … coincidence ? Improbable.

  • Brother Antony

    Like ours, any planet with a preponderance of Muslims would be nothing more than a cosmological petri dish populated by a retrogressive sub-culture of bacteria that will in the long run destroy any semblance of sentient life thereon.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    Let’s get real. Though there has been life on earth for a couple of billion years, homo sapiens didn’t populate the planet until around 50,000 years ago and even then didn’t reach out to send vehicles to other worlds until my lifetime. I doubt if the dinosaurs could have done it.

  • FactsWillOut

    Black Sabbath had this figured out in the 70’s:

  • LairdKintyre

    Shhhh, don’t let the Muslims know. This will only make Allah angry. Let’s pray we contact alien life and reach out to the stars before these religious fanatics cast us all into the Hell of another Dark Age. Look it up folks for what it’s worth. Check out Dr Bill Warner. He’ll tell you how the Muslims caused the last Dark Ages. Interesting stuff.

  • marty_p

    No doubt the existence of the planets was prophesied in the Quran. Another one of Allah’s wonders.

  • FactsWillOut


    Thousands of heavily blue-shifted fusion signatures detected between here and Trappist-1! 😉

  • vwVwwVwv

    NASA ?
    Wasent the guys not working on Global Warmism?

  • simus1

    Are these:
    (a) real flat planets inhabited by muslims just like allah’s flat earth ?
    (b) some devil’s illusion fake round planets created by the Jews ?