Today in important Cat News…


  • Spatchcocked

    Another attempted cat suicide. It’s a burgeoning problem since the Trump victory…early research seems to show a correlation between disconsolate cat loving liberals and their moggies who sense the despair of their owners and well, end this long disease.

    • Another study indicates that cat suicides are triggered by the realization that their owners voted for Hillary. This was compared to post election cat-suicide attempts in Red vs Blue states. California and New York lead all states combined by a huge margin.

      • Justin St.Denis

        My cats assure me that “…suicide is oh so Siamese, dude! Us country tabbies ain’t neurotic. So, just chill and lick your paws or something.”

  • Dana Garcia

    Here in northern California, some areas are currently having bad floods, and one furry victim was rescued from a tree by local firemen as part of the job. Love those guys.

  • That counts as two. Only seven lives left.

  • Blacksmith

    This is how you know when you are having a bad day, poor cat.