Blazing Cat Fur
Another attempted cat suicide. It’s a burgeoning problem since the Trump victory…early research seems to show a correlation between disconsolate cat loving liberals and their moggies who sense the despair of their owners and well, end this long disease.
Another study indicates that cat suicides are triggered by the realization that their owners voted for Hillary. This was compared to post election cat-suicide attempts in Red vs Blue states. California and New York lead all states combined by a huge margin.
My cats assure me that “…suicide is oh so Siamese, dude! Us country tabbies ain’t neurotic. So, just chill and lick your paws or something.”
Here in northern California, some areas are currently having bad floods, and one furry victim was rescued from a tree by local firemen as part of the job. Love those guys.
That counts as two. Only seven lives left.
This is how you know when you are having a bad day, poor cat.