All Hail Lord Zuckerberg!

The millennial Master of the Universe Social Media is taking a stand for veritas in journalism. His personal playground known as Facebook just announced it will no longer allow fake news sites to use its extended ad platform, thereby cutting off revenue and exposure to outlets peddling baloney for filet mignon.

Little Zuckie is following in the footsteps of our other internet overlord, Google, and is attempting to bring legitimacy back to the media.

I’m no professional prognosticator, but I’d say Facebook’s chances of reviving our foundering Fourth Estate are fatter than Rosie O’Donnell with a coupon for Golden Corral.

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