Hollywood Freaks Out: ‘About to Throw Up’

Around 10 p.m., Hollywood stars began to panic. Hillary Clinton wasn’t as far ahead as they had expected her to be. In fact, the race was far from a landslide. Reflecting the anxiety of the Tinsel Town set, actress Mia Farrow re-tweeted a NYT poll showing that, as of 9:40 pm, Trump had a 55-percent chance of winning the election. As a comment on the tweet, she simply posted: “Xanax.”

She's not only really Dead! She's really most sincerely Dead!

She’s not only really Dead! She’s really most sincerely Dead!