The government’s unhappy meal: Eat well, and expect to be unemployed

A group of students in Calgary, rightfully ticked off at the ever-increasing helicopter parenting of government, will open a “Nanny State Store” on Tuesday to ridicule the increasing level of lifestyle regulations being foisted upon them.

Chocolate bar wrappers, for example, will bear a very menacing message, perfect for Halloween.

“Warning. Chocolate seriously increases your risk of obesity,” the wrappers read. “Chocolate may kill you!”