PC Police ‘Concerned’ that ‘Large-Breasted, White’ Wonder Woman Sends Wrong Message


Recently, the United Nations named the fictional comic book character as its newest Honorary Ambassador for the Empowerment of Women and Girls. That was a terrible mistake, according to “concerned” U.N. staffers who started a petition to undo this obvious attack on feminism.

The petitioners found it “disappointing” that the U.N. “was unable to find a real-life woman that would be able to champion the rights of ALL women on the issue of gender equality and the fight for their empowerment.”

Instead, the council substituted “a large breasted, white woman of impossible proportions, scantily clad in a shimmery, thigh-baring body suit with an American flag motif and knee high boots -– the epitome of a ‘pin-up’ girl.”