Madonna offers oral sex for Hillary votes

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“If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob. OK?” the 58-year-old one-time Material Girl told the crowd. “I’m really good. I’m not a douche, and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact, and I do swallow.”

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