RNC: We’re Standing Behind Trump

Despite rumors that the Republican National Committee was diverting funds away from Donald Trump to down-ballot races, Chairman Reince Priebus confirmed that the party stands behind the nominee. This was made official after an emergency 5 p.m. conference call with party officials.

  • lolwut? (Deplorable Hoser)
    • Maggat

      I could not, even in my wildest dreams, picture Hillary doing something like that. Never mind with the grace that Trump did.
      He’ll make a fine President.

      • lolwut? (Deplorable Hoser)

        For the right price she would.

  • Waffle

    The weasels sniff victory in the air. Practicality prevails.

    • Uncommunist

      I was going to call them ‘vermin’

  • Millie_Woods

    All that talk about pussy has got them fired up.

  • BillyHW

    They must have seen the debate last night.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    I guess the ship isn’t sinking after all, so welcome aboard, rats!