ISIS declares war on clowns

ISIS doesn’t find the current clown craze a laughing matter.


Mohammed the clown

The humourless headcases have deemed clowns anti-Islamic. The terrorist organization — who want to enact strict Sharia law across the planet — consider the put upon jesters a “big sin”.

According to the U.K. Sun, under the ISIS interpretation, Islamic law states: “A clown dresses and acts in a way meant to change Allah’s creation in a funny way, which is a prohibited action. Thus the clowns should not be watched or encouraged.”

  • DMB

    Send in these clowns to deal with ISIS!

  • ontario john

    I thought portraying mohammad as a clown would be great for Islamic Heritage Month in Ontario. Along with pervert, slaver, murderer, and general all round lunatic.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    Here is how they will march off to battle.

  • Alain

    Does this mean that ISIS has declared war on our PM?

  • Slickfoot The Deplorable

    At last… Something ISIS and I can agree on.

  • Maggat

    Good Christ, you jihads need to look at yourselves in the mirror. If it wasn’t for the fact that all of you are a bunch of murderous thugs you’d realize that your lot are a clutch of perverted clowns.

  • Nermal

    Does this mean we won’t see any more hilarious videos of ISIS idiots accidently blowing themselves and their friends up? What a pity!

    • Justin St.Denis

      Not a chance! Islamic Empire Burlesque will continue producing its vignettes…..