ISIS declares war on clowns

ISIS doesn’t find the current clown craze a laughing matter.


Mohammed the clown

The humourless headcases have deemed clowns anti-Islamic. The terrorist organization — who want to enact strict Sharia law across the planet — consider the put upon jesters a “big sin”.

According to the U.K. Sun, under the ISIS interpretation, Islamic law states: “A clown dresses and acts in a way meant to change Allah’s creation in a funny way, which is a prohibited action. Thus the clowns should not be watched or encouraged.”