Iranian Fatwa: Women May Not Ride Bicycles


Iran’s Supreme Leader and autocrat, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has issued an Islamic fatwa regarding officially banning women from riding bicycles. This is only the latest in a growing multitude of activities that the Islamic Republic of Iran had declared haram (religiously forbidden).

  • Spatchcocked

    Probably wise.
    Their quims rubbing on the seat…..the heat and the friction could obviously lead to women being unfaithful to their husbands……and running off to start a new life with Abdul Sturmey-Archer.

    • Blacksmith

      After they have suffered FGM?

  • GrimmCreeper

    I guess that just leaves the seatless bike variety for Muslim men.

  • Martin B

    Why don’t they just ban women and stick with goats and little boys.

    • andycanuck

      They need someone to do the cooking and sewing!

    • Alain

      They need incubators to produce more jihadists.

  • andycanuck

    Did they say anything about fish riding bicycles too?

  • A Hamilton Guy

    Well where else are they going to get thier jollies!

  • Linda1000

    So Iran is copying Saudi now?

  • Barrington Minge

    I’d laugh if it wasn’t so sad. These mooslim “mullahs” are really retarded.