Iranian Fatwa: Women May Not Ride Bicycles

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Iran’s Supreme Leader and autocrat, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has issued an Islamic fatwa regarding officially banning women from riding bicycles. This is only the latest in a growing multitude of activities that the Islamic Republic of Iran had declared haram (religiously forbidden).

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  • Spatchcocked

    Probably wise.
    Their quims rubbing on the seat…..the heat and the friction could obviously lead to women being unfaithful to their husbands……and running off to start a new life with Abdul Sturmey-Archer.

    • Blacksmith

      After they have suffered FGM?

  • GrimmCreeper

    I guess that just leaves the seatless bike variety for Muslim men.

  • Martin B

    Why don’t they just ban women and stick with goats and little boys.

    • andycanuck

      They need someone to do the cooking and sewing!

    • Alain

      They need incubators to produce more jihadists.

  • andycanuck

    Did they say anything about fish riding bicycles too?

  • A Hamilton Guy

    Well where else are they going to get thier jollies!

  • Linda1000

    So Iran is copying Saudi now?

  • Barrington Minge

    I’d laugh if it wasn’t so sad. These mooslim “mullahs” are really retarded.