Still not dead…

boko-haram-leader-abubakar-shekau‘I will not get killed until my time comes’: Boko Haram leader’s chilling video boast days after Nigerian military claimed he had been fatally wounded

  • ismiselemeas

    C: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I’m looking at one right now.

    O: No no he’s not dead, he’s, he’s restin’! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn’it, ay? Beautiful plumage!

  • Shebel

    I just thought he had that vacant stare that is common among Victims of Society.

  • mobuyus

    Easy mistake. Terrorists all look the same to me.

  • GrimmCreeper

    How’s that hashtag campaign working out? Are those the so called heavy duty narrative weapons we’re ready to crack out?

    • mobuyus

      Diversity is our strength, wait till you see the devastation wrought by “soft-power”.

      • GrimmCreeper

        Right, or as John Kerry would say, with unbelievably small, small responses.

  • Slickfoot The Deplorable

    Not dead enough apparently… Recommend carpet bombing, also can help prevent future flare ups.

  • Barrington Minge

    yu time comin fella..yu am deadman walkin