Oh No! That broad with tattoos files for divorce from that guy from the Ocean’s 11 remakes


Hard to believe her dad is Jon Voight.

I’m just floored by the news! This will change history!

Our world has ended!

  • andycanuck

    Even worse! PRIDE Toronto has apologized to BLM! (See Bing search homepage “news” links.)

    • The Horror!

    • Editor

      Shouldn’t it be the other way around? Guess I have to go study my oppression pyramid.

    • I thought that Pride people had no problem bending over.

    • Surele Surele

      Six of one and half a dozen of the other.

  • Linda1000

    Never was a fan of either of these two Hollywood weirdos. Never thought of Brad Pitt as being appealing enough to be “sexiest man of the year” or whatever that magazine cover is that comes out once a year (People?). He holds as much appeal to me as our current heart throb Justine.

    • k1962

      Justine is such a girly man. I don’t even think his feet touch the ground when he walks. He’s just so odd.

  • The Butterfly

    When butterflies fall in love, it’s forever.

  • Barrington Minge

    Oh, shock horror, I don’t think I will ever be the same after hearing this tragic news….
    disengage cynical mode…click!!

  • Jay Currie

    Too much pot apparently. And a pretty French side piece. However, I am over it.

    • Justin St.Denis

      Miss Cotillard is more than a “pretty French side piece” and I suspect that is Angelina’s problem.

  • Editor

    At least, if they’re busy with the divorce for the next couple of years, they won’t have time to tell me how to live my life.

    • Miss Trixie

      ♪ DING! ♪

  • Clink9

    Again, what a terrible month for this to happen.

    My shipment of shits has not arrived yet and I cannot give any away as the inventory is down to zero.

  • The world is falling apart yet this is the earth-shattering news that distracts everyone.


    • Clausewitz

      Anything to get Hillary off of the front pages.

  • Uncommunist

    I actually don’t like the message – Jolie flies around the world in a private jet with armed guards whining about how low and middle income western citizens ‘should’ give their money and lives over her ‘refugees’; when she isn’t taking refugees babies. Why can’t the refugees live on her estates ?

  • mauser 98

    perhaps a reset (pivot ?) for Billy Bob Thorton

  • John

    You’re all invited to Jenifer Aniston’s house for a party!

    • Richard_Romano

      Haha!! You know she’s snickering right about now.

  • tom_billesley

    Is Dan Stewart of Time Magazine serious?

  • Richard_Romano

    I hear he has a number of substance-abuse issues. Sounds like he’s crashing and burning — usually what happens to a person who depends on their looks all their lives. Both will be involved with other people within a few weeks. Rinse and repeat.

  • Exile1981

    Until she can manage her own relathionships successfully she should shut up telling me how to run mine.

  • tom_billesley

    Waxworks of Brad and Angelina separated at Madame Tussaud’s
    Angelina is now with Nicole Kidman and Brad Pitt is with Morgan Freeman.