Hillary Clinton’s Campaign Needs To Hire Better Liars

“…The thing about a good lie is that it doesn’t contradict your old lie. A good lie doesn’t crap all over the lie you just told five seconds ago. A good lie doesn’t saw off the limb that your idiot supporters just climbed up. Pro-tip: if you’re going to claim your candidate has a highly contagious infection that caused her to pass out (after exhausting a bunch of other absurd excuses), don’t send her to the home of her vulnerable newborn granddaughter, then have her hug all over a little kid on the street while declaring how great she feels, then suddenly cancel a bunch of her events because she’s so ill. I know politics in 2016 are insane, but is it too much to ask that our politicians at least try to peddle some internally consistent lies?”

 

  • Dana Garcia

    I’d like her campaign to spill the beans on Hill’s diet tips, since she somehow lost 30 pounds in the last week — impressive!

    https://americanlookout.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Hillary-body-double.jpg

    • Methamphetamine!

      • Dana Garcia

        Maybe that plus a liposuction clinic tucked away in Chelsey’s deluxe apartment.

    • Millie_Woods

      She isn’t wearing a Depend in the photo on the left.

    • Blacksmith

      You would have thought they would have gotten a better body double and had it bulk up wouldn’t you. I saw one of the pics with the hair part on the wrong side of her head. If you can’t even get that right you are screwed.

    • B__2

      It’s a viral campaign for the new TV series Westworld. “The Hillary 13 is down. Let’s get Hillary 6 powered up and onto that sidewalk for a photo opportunity. I don’t care if we haven’t configured it for 2016 – the 2007 model will have to do.”

    • Gary

      i wondered if she was a Look-a-like because of the far away shots and sun glasses. As soon as I saw the new video of her and that child it had looked really odd because i have had a fight with my weight for over 30 years from a blood sugar problem and losing 30 lbs is no problem but it takes at least 3 months .
      I think the dark outfit was on purpose to hide the smaller body .

    • Exile1981

      Wasn’t there a movie about a president having a stroke and a body double.

      • Brett_McS

        Yes, and as in the film the body double would make a better President.

      • ghost of benghazi

        The Movie was called Dave Starring Kevin Klein. It is actually pretty good.

    • Brett_McS

      The body double needs more padding. Stat!

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    The Soviets were horrible liars simply because they knew they could never be called on their lies. The Democrats, and especially team Hillary, KNOW that they don’t have to even try as the media will never ask them difficult questions about their lies.
    They lie with impunity because they CAN.

    • Dana Garcia

      What’s sad is the Opravda media volunteered for the job.

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        Because they are fellow travelers.
        The people that ran Pravda were all dedicated party members too.

      • Millie_Woods

        In the US they go to J-School and get paid. Although that last part is coming to an end.

    • Brett_McS

      Yes, and in fact, if you read Theodore Dalrymples famous quote about communist propaganda, many of the lies were made deliberately unbelievable in order to undermine the integrity of those forced to accept them.

  • canminuteman

    You’ve got to give them credit. They are very good liars, but you get to a point where you are in a hole so deep that you aren’t getting out.

  • Millie_Woods

    Don’t be too hard on Hillary, we need her to hang in there as long as she can. There’s a steady drip of bad news for her coming out practically every day. She’s constantly being tripped up in her lies, people are starting to remember that everything she touched during her political career turned to shit. We’re seeing what a horrible person she is every time she opens her fat yap, her numbers are dropping, turnout for her scant public appearances is pathetically small, the press and media look more foolish every day and Trump is looking more like a contender all the time.

    As Napoleon said ‘it is a mistake to interrupt your enemy while they are committing a blunder’.

    • Clausewitz

      Actually that’s Tsun Tzu.

  • Slickfoot

    I look forward to a stroked out Hillz sitting slumped in a chair in her soiled Depends drooling out of the side of her mouth.

    • Clausewitz

      Just watch the debates then.

  • mauser 98

    ABC News reports on “Hillary Clinton’s death”
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcVkWK-rdS0

    • Brett_McS

      Old news.

      • mauser 98

        posted Sept 12 Youtube

        • Brett_McS

          I meant that sarcastically in that she has actually been dead …. oh never mind.

  • Brett_McS

    And so Trump just had a medical and will release the results…. Someone is learning how it’s done.

  • Gary

    Hillary was trying to dodge the Sniper Fire just like in Bosnia.

  • Martin B

    Hillary Clinton’s campaign needs a new slogan:

  • lolwut?
    • Brett_McS

      Frankly, I think many of the posts and comments here at BCF are funnier than that.

      • lolwut?

        Ya, just thought I’d show that the Weekend at Hillary’s meme made the jump
        to a mainstream publication.

        • Brett_McS

          That’s what I figured.

  • ghost of benghazi

    It would be delicious if the event that ended her started at the 911 memorial on Sept 11. Ambassador Stevens would be avenged.

  • vwVwwVwv

    no, no, the lies are ok, we wuldn’t have so much to laugh about if they wuld be beter.

  • seaoh

    love excuse # 4 !
    “I know lets blame it on global warming ……..that always works!”

    “Great idea she,,,she…. overheated yeah that’s it, the deplorables who live in fly overland will never know it was only 79 degrees