Hillary diagnosed with pneumonia, dehydration

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Or that’s the cover story anyway. Now y’all be nice for the next 9 weeks.

 

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  • BillyHW

    Yeah, “dehydration”. Sure.

    • Sharkibark

      This is a bit old but it makes sense. Most parkinson’s deaths occur by pneumonia, because of aspirated saliva. It would also explain her coughing and spit demons. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpYIhs2ouRo&feature=youtu.be

    • Millie_Woods

      Blood gushing out of her ears and her ‘whatever’ but there’s nothing wrong with her health, she feels great.

  • That’s what my wife, Morgan Fairchild, who I’ve seen naked, was saying!

  • Brett_McS

    Pneumonia is what most people die of, right at the end.

    • Millie_Woods

      Right after Trump kicks the shit out of her Depend.

      • Blacksmith

        That’s disgusting…..

        • Millie_Woods

          Ya, it is.

          • Blacksmith

            Yeah I get it, no worries here.

          • Millie_Woods

            I read your fine comments every day and I figure we’re mostly on the same page.

          • Blacksmith

            Ditto.

  • Dana Garcia

    That does explain her half-time schedule the last couple weeks.

    Isn’t pneumonia kind of serious, like worse than a cold?

  • Ron MacDonald

    Bullshit, she has had constant access to doctors why didn’t they diagnose this earlier. No one recovers that quickly.

    • GrimmCreeper

      Damned straight. Granny’s got some serious physical and mental health issues that need addressing. Thank goodness for the establishment media’s sense of curiosity. Wait, what?

  • mobuyus

    So she is a sick old fuck after all.

    • DavidinNorthBurnaby

      So the wrong noun to apply to such a hideous hag witch.

  • Sharkibark

    Wait a second… I know people who have had pneumonia and definitely never acted like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhvk_21Evpg

    • Sharkibark

      Sheeeeeee’s Grrrrrreat!

    • DavidinNorthBurnaby

      Child abuse. Terrible exposing the little girl to that creature.

      • Brett_McS

        And then there’s the pneumonia, which is contagious.

    • B__2

      “I feel great” = “I’m getting better … I feel happy … I feel fine … I think I’m going for a walk” – Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdf5EXo6I68

      • Clausewitz

        It’s just a flesh wound…………….

        • Miss Trixie

          Come back ‘ere and I’ll bite yer ‘ead off!

    • Exile1981

      Is it me or does the lady who came out of the apartment look wrong? Like body double wrong.

      • Miss Trixie

        Much much too skinny.

        • Exile1981

          And no secret service agents or doctors or huma to be seen with that one.

    • Miss Trixie

      Why is she so skinny in that video still? Hair’s really flat, too.

  • All Too Much

    The follow up tweets are great. Maybe the hash tag will trend heavily.

    • Brett_McS

      Twitter will make sure it doesn’t trend, no matter how many tweets there are.

  • mauser 98
    • B__2

      Secret Service (SS) intercepted communications, with Hillary Clinton’s codename ‘Victoria Olsen’, and Chelsea Clinton’s apartment codename ‘The Tet’
      SS Agent 1: “Victoria Olsen 49 is failing. Need immediate action.”
      SS Agent 2: “Confirm. Victoria Olsen 49 action required.”
      SS Agent 1: “Can you take her to The Tet? Nobody has seen her flatline.”
      SS Agent 2: “Confirm. Redirecting Victoria Olsen to The Tet”
      SS Agent 1: “Call ahead to The Tet and get them to spin up Victoria Olsen 52 – stat”
      SS Agent 2: “Roger that. ”
      …. Time passes
      SS Agent 2: “Victoria Olsen 52 exiting The Tet for media show. Looking good so far. Put Victoria Olsen 53 on hold for now.”
      SS Agent 3: “Confirm. Victoria Olsen 53 on hold.”
      [See the movie Oblivion (2013) starring Tom Cruise for reference]

      • mauser 98

        Tet Offensive

  • Dana Garcia
    • john700

      Hahahahaha. Hey, it’s the same angle, but reversed.

      • Dana Garcia

        It is flopped, oddly, but it’s different from the first video I saw, and gives a better view of Hill’s faceplant,

  • lolwut?

    The clot thickens

  • They’re covering something up. There’s no way Hillary could have gone undiagnosed for this long and if it were pneumonia, simply saying so would have elicited an outpouring of sympathy and ‘leave Hillary alone, she’s sick’.

    The facts simply don’t fit.

    • DavidinNorthBurnaby

      Ockham’s razor. William of Ockham. He was English, not some wog. 😉

      • Odd – I’ve seen it spelt that way all my life.

        • DavidinNorthBurnaby

          Common mistake. Hobbyhorse of mine.

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            It appears that “Occam’s Razor” and William of Ockham are spelled differently.
            https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam%27s_razor
            Yet they refer to the same person.
            Any ideas as to why?
            Spelling changes in the English language over the last 700-years?

          • andycanuck

            Samuel Johnson misspelled it? (Or his printer?)
            🙂

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            Yeah, I have no idea!

          • DavidinNorthBurnaby

            Well Wikipedia for a start. I learned Ockham. I’ve always figured Occam was to give the impression he was a muzzie.

    • Miss Trixie

      There’s something off. We don’t see her face or profile just her rod-straight back, plus she’s skinnier than she’s been in a long time. Can it be confirmed that is really her? Not one for conspiracy theories but this one’s odd.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Did they do the chest X-Ray to confirm the Pneumonia diagnosis inside Chelsea’s apartment too?

    • mauser 98

      Hill hacking coughing badly for months.. now a diagnosis?

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        These complicated cases take time.
        She has had pneumonia for nine months and they just got around to figuring it out.
        Dr Drew was right.
        She might just be getting crap care.

        • mauser 98

          or Hill is not listening to docs…power & money mad

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            I bet she’s a lovely patient.

        • andycanuck

          If only she were in Canada! (Some leftie dick tweeted something like that today, BTW.)

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            I pounded on some reporter earlier this morning on Twitter for just that.

  • mauser 98

    mysterious handler was out of sight for a few days

    https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/775017312319442944

  • SDMatt

    With those blue glasses she’s wearing I’d say Weekend at Hillary’s.

  • Sid Falco

    You’d think that those big old cankles could carry more weight.

  • DMB
    • A little brown political prop! Right on time too.

  • Well I for one certainly DO NOT want Hillary to die…

    before she experiences the devastation of losing the election to #The Deplorables.

    But if it’s in the cards, I can live with it.

  • Martin B

    First debate coming up in 15 days. What do they plan to do? Pump her full of steroids & stimulants?

    • DavidinNorthBurnaby

      I hope the Trumpster really pours it on and we’ll see if she croaks right there on live TV. Satan always turns on those who make a deal with him, its only a matter of when …

      • Editor

        Which begs the question. Has anybody evaluated the possible impact on the election and detailed the process to replace her as democrat candidate should she croak or quit at the last minute. If the procedure is that the current President stays in office to avert a constitutional crisis until the dems can replace her, I can see them spending the next ten years in Court litigating the colour of the napkins at the convention.

        • The word is the DNC will move Kaine into the slot, and in a hurry. The right should be investigating him thoroughly right now to be prepared.

          • mauser 98

            Bernie …?.. he wuz robbed

          • Stooge who got uppity.

          • Exactly. Although I think they’ll prop up Hillary as long as possible — literally a “Weekend At Bernie’s” situation. Reason being the Dems are fanatically driven by identity politics — taking credit for putting the first woman President in the White House is as important to them as putting the first black President in the White House.

            Come hell or high water, and national security or health be damned.

      • Heat and strobe lights. Seizure recorded for posterity.

      • BillyHW

        I would pay to see that.

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      Likely, yes.

    • Surele Surele

      She is feeling grrrreeaat, and it’s a beautiful day on NY.

  • truthdareisay

    I;ve had pneumonia 5 times and sometimes sick as a dog but never made those strange faces we see on the internet that she has made… She may very well have pneumonia along with a neurological disease that is so well hushed up!

  • mauser 98

    …………….spinmeisters

    Hillary’s ‘Pneumonia’: It “Humanizes” Her, She’s ‘Heroic’

    “It shows her doing her best to grit her teeth and work hard even with pneumonia. And it’s humanizing”

    http://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2016/09/11/the-10-hottest-hot-takes-on-hillary-clintons-pneumonia-diagnosis/

  • jack burns

    That cough is pretty bad. Has she been drinking out of the toilet?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UghPnepp3o

  • jack burns

    Pneumonia me arse. Lung complications from cardiomyopathy. If it is pneumonia, its a sign she’s almost terminal.

    • DavidinNorthBurnaby

      ” a sign she’s almost terminal.”
      From your keyboard to G-d’s ear.

  • DavidinNorthBurnaby

    One thing I’m not buying is seasonal allergies. My wife gets that and I hear that coff all the time. Hitlery’s coff is very different, more like her heart is failing. My grandmother went like that.

  • Sharkibark

    You tube account terminated…. You don’t say.