Asylum Seeker Masturbated In Middle Of Street Because He Could Not Afford Prostitutes

Thats-racist[1]Oh those nasty Brits!

Imagine not providing him with basic needs like Ho money!

Allah will curse them!

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  • ontario john

    With all the muslim zombies going to Hajj or whatever the hell they call it, he can go and masturbate in front of the crowd there and turn them on.

    • andycanuck

      I predict more Mecca stampede deaths than usual in that case.

      • Slickfoot

        Running towards, or away from?

        • andycanuck

          It will depend on where the Satan goat is located.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Maybe I’m a prude or just a sexually repressed American, but I never had the urge to masturbate in the middle of the street.
    Is that a problem for others here, because I really do not see myself as the paragon of self control.

    • ontario john

      That’s Islamophobic!!

    • dance…dancetotheradio
      • Drunk_by_Noon

        Not a busy road?

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          No, it was the Perimeter Highway.
          At midnight.

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            Style and effort points awarded!

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Packing tonight.
      No internet aside from work for a month.
      dance…dancetotheradio silence
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78FeHA2L8WY

      • Clink9

        Get back to the litter box here when you get hooked up.

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          GOt temporary access to the Internet thanks to mil’s connection.
          We’re here.

          • Clink9

            Good job. I think this whole Internets thing might work out one day.

            You can keep us up to date on Santa’s activities if you’re far enough North!

            https://youtu.be/dCoOcBv01aA

    • dance…dancetotheradio
    • Clausewitz

      He should have masturbated in his basement to the dim pallid light of the internet like everyone else in our society.

  • Yessir baconFat

    being released early from a 25-year prison sentence in his homeland… all righty then. Bet it wasn’t a political sentence he was in jail for. If you can’t vet these people then don’t let them in. they Lie about their ages, where there from, if they did time etc and this is what the left wants to start as a foundation in our country?

  • ntt1

    Seems he was confused about jizya

    • Clausewitz

      Zing…….

  • Blind Druid

    This was in Swansea, South Wales. There are thousands of sheep everywhere. All yearning for an inadequate muzzie cock.

    • andycanuck

      Even sheep have standards.

    • ntt1

      the welsh are notorious for not sharing their velcro gloves.

  • Editor

    Sounds like a culturally diverse, non culpable, mental ilness based sexual emergency to me. Probably no pool around. What else was he supposed to do? Behave like a normal human being?

  • Brett_McS

    I hope he was facing Mecca.

    • jack burns

      Can’t top that.

  • Alain

    Am I the only one who see this as once again giving the finger to his host country and its people? From personal experience I can say that this would not take place in a Muslim country, and not because I think Muslim countries are great or whatever. It was a show of contempt for his host country and its citizens. It is the same thing with all the gang rapes and a lot of other crap.

    • Rosenmops

      Of course. They are Muslim supremacists and regard all non muslims as filth. They are here to rob us and destroy us.

  • BillyHW

    They are nothing more than animals.

  • Barrington Minge

    Wanker!!!

    • Clausewitz

      Literally and figuratively.