U of Illinois mulls ‘substantial consequences’ for ‘non-inclusive behavior’

University of Illinois student government is seriously considering a proposal that would mandate “substantial consequences” to student organizations that engage in what is termed “non-inclusive behavior.”

They can’t quite describe what that behavior is. But they’ll know it when they see it.

  • dance…dancetotheradio

    If you don’t include me in your quilting bees somebody gonna get hurt a real bad.

    • Surele Surele

      What do you mean quilting? Aren’t needles just too sharp? What if they get hurt? And scissors? Do they use scissors?

  • Oracle9

    I always had thought that universities were adult-oriented places of higher learning, not socialist p/c behaviour modification re-education camps.

    • Surele Surele

      Nope, not anymore. Safe spaces everywhere. This explains it all: They can’t quite describe what that behavior is. But they’ll know it when they see it.”

    • Those days are gone.

    • Clausewitz

      Where have you been for the last 40 years?

      • Oracle9

        It’s a rhetorical comment on the misuse of universities. Lighten up.

  • Hard Little Machine

    Black Neo Nazi Muslims for Rape and Freedom and Gay Bashing? That’s a group I’d start there.

  • Spatchcocked

    1 plus 1 equals 3.
    Yuppers……you and me and your girlfriend.

  • Spatchcocked

    I was thrown out of my knitting club…..I was accused of knitting an Afghan.

    • That’s racist!

    • Blind Druid

      No No — Spatch — The original joke was “Airport TSA took away the plastic needles of an 80 year old woman – they were afraid she would knit an Afghan.”

    • Clausewitz


  • simus1

    Anyone at odds with obeying the tenets of red fascism as it will be enforced on campus would seem to be a suitable target for abuse and banishment.

  • BillyHW

    That’s how women do math. True story.

  • Kathy Prendergast

    Well, there are probably a few men who wouldn’t mind being subjected to some “substantial consequences” administered by the woman in that picture.