Wonkette: Sure sounds like Bill Clinton raped Juanita Broaddrick but, hey, he’s a good guy

‘I can absolutely see Bill Clinton doing this (then, not now) and not even thinking of it as rape, but thinking of it as dominant, alpha sex. I can see a LOT of men doing that during that time period, before we started telling them in the ’80s, “hey, that is rape, do not do that.” [Really? It was considered normal for decent men to force themselves on struggling women right up until the wise feminists invented morality and started explaining it to people, which apparently happened around the time Thriller came out? This is how the world seems to you when you know no history, I guess – Ed.] I can see YOUR NICE GRANDPA doing that, back then.

…To sum up, I think Bill Clinton could very well have raped Juanita Broaddrick; that it doesn’t make him an evil man, or irredeemable (I’m Catholic; we’re all forgiven, if we’re sorry, and Broaddrick says Bill Clinton personally called her up to apologize). It doesn’t even necessarily make him a bad feminist — you know, later, once he stops doing that.’

Saith Ace: ‘Ted Bundy was a pretty good guy when he wasn’t murdering nurses.