Wait I thought there was a rule that the only sluts we’re allowed to shame are the wives of Republican leaders.
I think we should stop talking soda-pop bottles from immigrating in the first place! They’re so misogynistic! But let’s allow in plenty of Moslems.
Did you see the Leafs’ game last night?
It was brudal.
Shoulda been “a 2 at 10 IS a 10 at 2.”
With a little advice on “how to wash down a chewed off arm with Sprite.”
Well whattaya know, I just bought a case of Sprite 30 minutes ago.
Time to crack one open and read the story.
In fairness, I think Michelangelo only did one ceiling, didn’t he?
But it was a really big one.
Perhaps Coke’s time to go for the reverse fake hand off:
“I didn’t know she was dead your Honour, I thought she was Irish!”