French Rush To Join New ‘National Guard’ Following Marion Le Pen Appeal

The French government will confirm the creation of a new civilian National Guard to help protect citizens and the nation from Islamist terror attacks.

Authorities are urging all able-bodied patriots to step up with the aim of boosting the current 28,000 reservists by 12,000.

  • BillyHW

    No muslims allowed. They shall go from neighbourhood to neighbourhood, purging the invaders therein as they go.

    • Paint a cross on the door of houses cleansed.

    • Norman_In_New_York

      Wall off the banlieus.

  • France has gone weird.

    The only person with testicals is MS Le Pen.

  • barryjr

    Q; What does the French battle flag look like?
    A; A white cross on a white background

  • Kaye92

    Who’d have thought it? It looks like the French are going to fight.

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  • tom_billesley

    The return of the “sans culottes”

  • QiPo

    Last call to redirect punishment for the Vendee Massacre coming up? Give the bill to Islam; they’re buying.

  • simus1

    Emergency testing has already started to find a standard weapon that eager French politicians can approve to quickly arm the new reservists. The performance of the 1.75 metre by 60 mm baguette suggests it is the favourite up to this point.