Dems to pass gas during DNC “Fart-In”

Hundreds of Bernie Sanders supporters are expected to stage a Fart-In Thursday at the Democratic National Convention meeting in Philadelphia.

An assortment of Socialists, beatniks, and leftwing rabble-rousers plan to consume massive quantities of pork and beans in preparation for the pungent protest.

h/t Todd

  • Bataviawillem

    PORK and beans, that’s not inclusive, they are racist, to offend a whole religious group of Americans.

    • Exile1981

      you can get pork and beans with pork flavored tofu bits that has no pork in it.

      • Bataviawillem

        Just the name is disrespectful to one of the most respected religious group of people in America, besides that the tofu would render the meal useless for its purpose.

        • Exile1981

          I don’t know, tofu gives me gas.

          • Tom Forsythe

            I will never know what effect tofu has on me.

          • Exile1981

            My mom went through a vegitarian stage when i was in high school in the 80’s.

      • Surele Surele

        Tofu instead of pork? nevah!

  • Exile1981

    This one story shows the average level of class among democrats

    • What time does the mass-flatulence event commence? I dare say it will be a first for National television not to mention viewers around the entire globe — possibly the greatest achievement of the Democrats ever. It’s a must-see, a historical first.

  • Ed

    Combined with the hot gas coming from the stage tonight… remember the mississauga house explosion???

    • Bataviawillem

      Never heard of that case since the day it happened, might have something to do with an inconvenient truth.

  • Clink9

    It’s the only way to improve the smell of the place.

  • robins111

    You just gotta know that several of those flaccid tools are going the poop themselves… and nobody will notice..

    • Clink9

      Ok, actual LOL.

      • Blacksmith

        Yup, here too.

    • Clausewitz

      Why not, didn’t one of them do that at the Whitehouse and then proudly proclaim that they shat themselves?

  • Dana Garcia

    They don’t make films like that any more — which may be a good thing.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIP9KXdmO0

  • Ed

    Red states and blue flame states?

  • Norman_In_New_York

    I thought the convention was already in bad enough odor.

  • lolwut?

    Guess they’ll all have to take showers first so people will notice the smell of the farts.

    • Blacksmith

      I had a very similar thought.

  • Surele Surele

    Should I, maybe not? oh, well…. I can lend them my husband.