Syrian refugees settled on Scottish island of Bute complain they are now depressed because the area is ‘full of old people’ and ‘where people come to die’

get-out nowThe Syrian said he felt ‘humiliated’ by council staff and recently downed a whole bottle of whisky as part of a failed suicide attempt that put him in hospital.

Try harder.




  • Oh, my heart is broken.

    And by that, I mean I don’t care. This guy wanted a free ride, he got one.

    • Exile1981

      I think the Johnston atoll would be the perfect place to settle syrian refugees.

      • tom_billesley

        Jacquet Island would be ideal.

        • Exile1981

          The downside is that you’d have no place to offload them.

          • tom_billesley

            Put them in a rubber boat – they’re available cheap in the Greek islands, slightly used.

          • Slickfoot

            Traditionally a plank is used… Blindfold optional.

      • Bataviawillem

        Ellesmere island is a better choice.

        • Rosenmops

          Just float them off on an ice flow.

      • They’d better happier there.

  • Maggat

    A whole bottle of Scotch? A waste of Scotch, however, better luck next time.

    • felis gracilis

      I am willing to provide and raise funds to buy many cases of cheap whisky to make available to these poor, desperates.

  • Sid Falco

    Ungrateful goatfuckers should be sent back to their shithole in the sand.

  • useless opinion

    Maybe he drank blended intead of a decent single malt. He should have read some history, the Scot’s left these cold dank places to go out and take over the world, which we did, and now after 3 or 4 or 5 generations, return to these places with our new world wealth and buy back the ancestral home. He got one for free. Offer him and the family tickets back to tadcrapistan and see if they take them.

    • Raymond Hietapakka

      …Bro’s buddy tried a Pygmalion-like routine on the Bobcat and I, out at Whitefish Lake, with a $380 jug of rotgut made by genuine Scotchmen…

    • terrence22

      The best scotch I EVER drank was a blend. The company that made it in Scotland would show the year of the youngest scotch that made up 50% of the bottle; the other 50% was made up of older scotch. The bottle I had said the youngest 50% was 20 years old. THE BEST SCOTCH EVER.

  • No mosques, no halal food, no potential for majority “influence”, no Barbie dolls to play with in the pool.

    The hive mind apparently craves for the hive…

    Similar thing happened in Sweden. Busloads of “refugees” driven to small villages in the countryside. They refused to get out of the bus…

    You’d think that a genuine refugee might appreciate a roof over the head, food on the table, welfare check every 14 days….

    Probably not what the human trafficker pamphlets advertised.
    Not what they paid $50,000,- $100,000,- for…

    Now that I think about it, being observed by someone credible, (i.e. NOT SJWs) while staying in these sort of places might be a good “filter” to separate the gold-diggers and the restless god-bots from the genuine refugees.

    • My father told me a story of a genuine refugee. I believe the fellow was Slavic in origin. Anyway, he arrived at work so excited. The man and his family (lots of kids) were moving into a pre-fabricated house. My dad and his friends wondered what was so great about these basic structures and moving into one. The refugee had been living in a tent with his family.

      Did I mention that he was working with my dad and spoke English? There is a genuine refugee who worked, spoke the majority language and was damn glad to be in any house.

      • Clausewitz

        Sounds like my father in law. Came to Canada after WW II from Croatia with just his younger brother. On the way they stayed in about 4 refugee camps, dug potatoes for food, washed dishes to pay for their passage to Canada. and in the end became an avid Canadian. O yeah, and when he came he was 13 years old.

        • That, sir, is a trooper.

          Maybe mere gratitude should be a requirement for entry.

  • H

    No theatre or opera where they are – that’s clearly the problem. They’re pining for the arts and for cultural events such as they undoubtedly used to experience in the sophisticated muslim societies from which they came.

  • Raymond Hietapakka

    Gee…and all that nice, fresh sea air too….Sahib should consider a career in the mortuary business…

  • 945dad21

    The main problem is no goats to…well, I suspect you know what I mean.

  • Dana Garcia

    Those who are so bored that they want to die should be sent back to the dear homeland so they can croak in dar al-islam — very preferable to infidel lands, or so we hear.

  • BStrang

    And you expect to learn English…in Scotland? Och, Laddie, ye chose poorly.

  • Slickfoot

    Waste of good scotch whisky… Waste of bad scotch for that matter.

  • Spatchcocked

    Skin them and make bagpipe bladders out of ’em… in the olden times…..McCallum tells me the properly prepared skin of an Ayrab child makes for the finest pibroch you’ll ever hear….

  • Clausewitz

    So then die already……….

  • Rosenmops

    Cripes I can’t believe they settled arselifters on those Scottish islands. The sheep will never be safe again! Better to send them to the northern part of Baffin Island. Or better yet put them on an iceberg.