Ontario taxpayer, why should you pay me $650 to save money on my fuel costs?

I got a cheque for that amount yesterday from the government because I agreed to buy an energy-efficient furnace – to save me money. Why do you owe me $650 just because I am a frugal old woman?

It would be different if I were freezing to death, but I could actually afford a new furnace!

No wonder Ontario’s debt will soar $50 billion over four years.

But you are probably crazy enough to vote for Kim Wynne’s Liberals again, right? And help progressives bankrupt our grandchildren.

Okay, if that’s how you feel.

You know, I would really like one of those nice little electric Smart Cars too…

Reality check: Just remember, euthanasia is the new pension plan. Ever wondered why?

See also: Could Canada Post just please GO on strike?