Why Iran Might WANT To Get Nuked After Nuking Israel

In all the controversy about the Iranian nuclear deal and Iran’s nuclear aspirations, it has been little noted that the leaders of the Islamic Republic may have reasons of their own actually to want to nuke Israel.

And their motivation is not in spite of the fact that Iran would almost certainly be nuked in retaliation … but because of it.

  • simus1

    A multiple neutron bomb strike on a massively attended top level theocratic hate fest in tehran, followed by tens of thousands of parachuting pit bulls to see off the rotting helpless survivors would give everyone a bit of what they desired.

    • andycanuck

      That’s too cruel to the dogs.

  • terrence22

    The imams would love to blow up Iran. But, I know a number of people who are from Iran – they are wonderful people (not at all typical mooslimes), and they say the imams do NOT represent the people of Iran – they are brutal dictators and true believers, who probably think they will go to “heaven” and get all the perceptual virgins.

  • V10_Rob

    Considering how Iran’s leadership literally prefaces many of its public statements with talk about how awesome the apocalypse is and how they wish it’d get here sooner, this is hardly surprising. This was being pointed out at least a decade ago.

    I hope Israel has enough hardened capacity for retaliation to remove that remaining 2/3rd shi’ites from the board and do us all a great favor.

  • This then behooves the Iranians to overthrow the leadership at the soonest possible opportunity.

    There must be at least one person in Iran who isn’t mad.

  • DMB

    Iranian Islamic prayers will be made directly to their nuclear bomb will be made no differently to the way they pray to the Kaaba stone and it will probably sound like this.

    Glory be to the bomb and the holy fallout
    All things bright and beautiful,
    All creatures great and small,
    All things wise and wonderful,
    The Lord Bomb made them all.

    He gave us eyes to see them,
    And lips that we might tell,
    How great is Bomb Almighty,
    Who has made all things well.