Trudeau Tour Sells Out

We rightly bitch about Obama’s two-term international “apology tour,” but what to call Canadian PM Justin Trudeau’s compulsive peregrinations?

The “frivolity tour,” perhaps?

  • “I’ll bet that was the hardest part for Justin, too. Back at the hotel
    later, he probably tearfully treated his beloved mop to an extra dollop
    of conditioner.”

    Best. Lines. Ever.

    • Heh;)

    • Waffle

      Unfortunately, a lot of sycophants from my tribe bought this performance. Hook, line and sinker.

      • WalterBannon

        shun them

      • What Walter said.

      • Surele Surele

        our idiot people

    • Surele Surele

      Agreed, the best of Kathy, yet.

  • Spatchcocked

    Better bit was Justine viewing the hair shaved off the victims…..THEN he adds an extra dollop to his shampoo….hands trembling …short of breath……the horrible vision STILL dancing before his eyes
    Then his writing the predictable new age millennial pap in the visitors log…

  • Shebel

    Justin is Not here for Canada .
    Canada is here for Justin.

  • El Martyachi

    I dunno, he seems like a nice enough guy. Unusually good hair, too.

    • SMC_BC

      … and a crappy mustache.

      • El Martyachi

        It sorta works when he’s in character.

  • Spatchcocked

    If I was promoting the tour I’d call it the Musketeer tour…….his old man the Communard was quite taken with Cyrano de Bergeracs character….
    I dunno…. So sumpin froggy….songs by his chanteuse wife….some swords and such….the smell of garlic wafting thru the theatre….his mommy Margaret beating out that rhythm on the bongo drums…….DRESSED AS A GYPSY FORTUNE TELLER!,,,,
    Open with a dark menacing night rainy of course….and stormy to be sure…..the mean earths temp had just risen 0.23 percent over the last century……Canada of course with beaucoup de neige was in mortal danger…..ditto the Rideau canal…..d’Artagnan (Justine) is washing his hair in a bidet…
    WHAT TO DO?????

    It’s gonna be BOFFO!!!!

    I can sketch out a few scenarios for act 2 if you care?

  • Spatchcocked

    The revolting peasants are complaining loudly beneath the parapet….they cannot afford any marijuana they cry!…….D’Artagnan asks why can’t they smoke hashish instead?

    Broadway here we come!

  • bargogx1

    If only it was a farewell tour…

  • k1962

    Ooooh you found another perfect picture of the man child otherwise knows as Canada’s PM.

  • CodexCoder

    We don’t have a Prime Minister, we have a empty shirted man-child.

  • Surele Surele

    A bit OT, but just discovered this and decided to share, cause I’m a nice person and people like me: