Dog wins! France.
Dog wags tail while attacking (enthusiastic, but in need of more refined technique).
Ran across a chained outdoors beautiful Samoyed one time that was a total attack whore. Tried every trick in the book to entice passersby to give him a pat on the head at which time he would viciously bite your hand and hang on like a bulldog. Fortunately for me it was winter and glove saved the day.
Seems like blacks have a penchant for armed robbery in France as well.
Once more, dogs prove that they are better people than criminals.
Nice going Rover, here’s another biscuit.
Beat me too it.